Can I Tebow?

Back again! Just when you thought the torture had stopped. Professor Chavez went 4 and 4 and rebounded to 6 and 2 with his quick picks last week, for a 26-12-2 record for 5 weeks. Without further delay, let's see if "Lucke" or "Gooner" started the hotty above!

Hash v. Hooligans

My brain refuses to believe that Hash is in first place. It's like a bad nightmare that ends up with you staring at Cow's back end. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Sorry I almost had a seizure. However, Hash has stumbled into 3 good players which has him in firm control of his division. Of course, the Crescent 7th grade girls B basketball team could have firm control of this division. I vote to rename "Run-N-Gun" to "Piss-N-Panties". Hooli off the snide last week and is much better than his record shows. One of Hash's big three is bye-curious this week so he could have trouble. The Pick is Hooli 112 Hash 92

Gooners v. 69ers

I was planning on razzing the gooners for not replacing his bye-curious players this week. Then I looked at his bench and almost had to change my nickname to "chavez-piss-n-panties". WTF Chad are bankers hours really that tough? Smith, Ogletree, Mason, and Choice wouldn't make AD's bench. 69 ers should get an easy win this week. It could be a record win. The pick is "69 with Tebow's girlfriend" 98 WTF Gooners 28

Fatty v. Bullock Toros

El gordito tiene muy pequeno pelotas. Oh sorry, my inner Chavez is harder to supress these days. Fatty is trying to stay in the hunt, but gets a tough matchup this week. Grande Toro is looking to give Fatty his own "fatty"! Easy pick of the week Toros 129 Fatty 99

Cow v. Luckiest MFer on the planet

Is the crazy bovine (la loca vaca) making a playoff push? It appears so, after years of hibernation, the great "COW" has returned. (maybe) However, this week he play's Lucke, who is the only one I know who could play Russian Roullette with a fully loaded gun and still walk away. What an aptly named team, was he visiting the Pyschic shops down on sixth street? Doubtful it works this week. QB won't get it done by himself. (still pissed about that one). The pick is Cow 121 "seven come eleven" 51

Big "Depends" v. Take "this job and shove it"

Adult undergarments is looking to take the lead in his division. Take me drunk I'm home is wondering how 5-3 is not playoff eligible. Let me SPELL IT OUT.....14th out of 16 in scoring, but most of the other teams in the league have at least 200 more points scored against them. Will the takers continue to "play" defense this week. Unlikely! The pick is Big Pantyliners 110 Take it to the limit 80

Tiny PP v. Hit me with your best shot

The schlongs are looking good. Thomas says "Call me butter, cause I'm on a roll". Easy there well endowed you are still on the outside looking in. Hitters are tired of the abuse they've received by the Chavez, and with "jake ballard" starting ahead of "dallas clark" I will let the hitters have some glory. The pick is Hitters 98 Schlong 94

BC v. Roja

Hard to ignore the "AD" faithful yelling for a change in management. A promising start has led to 7 straight in the tank. It looks bad for at least 3 more weeks (then he gets to beat up on his division). Mr. Jenn, may be laughing all the way to the division title. "I hope not" but this week isn't a road block. The pick is Rojito 109 AD 90

Chavez v. The Rage: Carrie 2

Matt "bleeping" Moore! That's all I have to say. The pick is RAGE 107 Chavez 87

Disclaimer Note: This is all in good fun, I hope everyone is enjoying the league. Until next week....May the Pokes piss in the Kat litter, Matt Moore channel his inner Dan Marino, and the Gooners bath in hydrochloric acid.