Recap

Week 4, 2016 AD Vs Papa

Week 4

 

• AD
• 107.15 pts, 2-2
• Weekly Grade

 

 

• Pungent Poops
• 71.75 pts, 1-3
• Weekly Grade

AD got 28.30 points from Jordan Reed and 20.00 from Christine Michael, shredding Pungent Poops 107.15 to 71.75. Pungent Poops definitely shouldn't plan a trip to Vegas. Their luck couldn't get any worse as they are on a three-game losing streak. Pungent Poops, coming off a 126.50 to 113.27 loss against Hitters/Future Champ, saw their scoring fall off this week. AD (2-2, 445.73 points) climbs into ninth place and Pungent Poops (1-3, 410.56 points) drops to 13th place.

Top Players

• • Jordan Reed
  • 28.30
 
• • Christine Michael
  • 20.00
 
• • Jordan Howard
  • 16.20
 
• • Drew Brees
  • 13.95

Smooth Moves by AD

• The Toyota Hall of Fame would have its eyes on you for this week's win. But the Toyota Hall of Fame doesn't have eyes. Obviously.
• Jordan Reed ranked 10th in the league in scoring with 28.30 points, his highest output of the season.
• There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Christine Michael. He had the 10th-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 20.00 points.
• With 13.00 points, the Pittsburgh Steelers Defense had their highest score of the season and beat their projected point total by a season-high 56.1%.
• Did you use any black magic this week? AD was still able to pull out a win with only 3 of their 8 starters exceeding their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• Funny, the Hall provides articles you could have studied. But instead you watched Pungent Poops cry trying.
• Acquired and benched Sammie Coates, who scored 13.80 points and beat his projected point total by 130.4%, the 10th-highest percentage in the league.
• Did not start Andy Dalton, who led the team in scoring with 18.60 points.
• The TE position was a letdown for Pungent Poops, where they were outscored 28.30 - 1.60 by AD.
• At the QB position, Pungent Poops got outscored 13.95 - 6.35 by AD.

What If

• If AD played Pungent Poops every week, they would be 2-2 this season.
• AD would have beaten seven other teams besides Pungent Poops this week.
• Were they resting their players for this week? AD would have defeated Pungent Poops 150.00 - 113.27 had they played each other last week.
• AD would be 2-1 if they played the same schedule as Pungent Poops.
• AD would be 31-29 if they played every team every week.
• Pungent Poops would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
• Pungent Poops would be 1-2 if they played the same schedule as AD.
• If they played every team every week, Pungent Poops would be 28-32.

Game Notes

• With 71.75 points, Pungent Poops was last in the league in scoring and had their lowest score of the season.
• With the big win, both of the wins this season for AD have been blowouts.
• AD beat Pungent Poops at the top, with two of their starters outscoring the leading point-getter for Pungent Poops.
• Pungent Poops had their largest margin of defeat this season.
• You might as well put Pungent Poops in your drink, because they're ice cold after losing three games in a row.
• With a margin of victory of 35.40 points, AD had the second-highest margin in the league this week.
• If I had a performance like that, I'd probably go see the local hypnotist. Despite being on the winning team, Odell Beckham Jr. scored a season-low 5.30 points, just 27.9% of a projected 19.03, his lowest percentage of the season.
• AD won without much help from Drew Brees, who had season lows in both points scored and in scoring only 57.3% of his projected point total.