Week 6 and another 5-2-1 record for the week leaving El Chavez at 16-6-2 overall. Good thing I waited to post this, since the Hooli v. Bulls matchup wasn't declared a tie until thursday...WTF. Speaking of WTF moments, here is a list of the top 5 WTF moments for this year so far.
5. How the hell did we let a yankee infultrate our ranks? When I saw "NY" hitters, I thought maybe AD was playing a cruel joke on everyone...alright man, enough is enough...he really means that he "hits" New Yorkers right?
4. I thought Neal and Bob aka "Luckepick" was back in the league. I swear he drafted....but since his lineup has not changed since the end of september, I've decided that Bang Jr. was in disguise.
3. Hash is 5-1! nuff said!
2. Two F***ing ties in one year. As McNabb said, "I didn't even know it was in the rule book"
1. Drafting TE's in the early rounds, not a smart move....For example only 1 TE drafted in the first 5 rounds...and there were a whopping 10 taken....only 1 (J. Graham) ranks in the top 25 in fantasy scoring for WR/RB/TE....and only 4 of those rank in the top 50. While 4 other TE's not drafted early also rank in the top 50. The run on TE's during the draft is definitely the WTF moment of the year so far.
Now for this weeks picks.
Bullock Toros v. Hashimoto
Matchup features two first place teams, however neither will be at full strength this week. It appears that Hash prefers to leave his QB position open rather than start Gabbert or Whitehurst. (that may be a good idea). Oh yeah.."HASH" Welker is off too" damn dude I think you can at least find "dial-up" somewhere in Sooner nation. The toros are coming a little weak as well, bye weeks hitting the bull in between the horns. I would like Hash to win, if he looked at his lineup, but I don't have faith. The pick is Toros 88 Hash 78
Daddy Fat Sacks v. Rojo
Do we have a 16-0 team this year. Not likely, it's that "time" of the month for Rojo. At least 3 starters on bye's or sitting with injuries. Daddy Fatty looks to ride the "red" flow like Stoops rides a referee's package. The pick is Daddy No Sack 118 The Red tide 98
Cow v. Yanqui bunters
The bovine prostitute grabs the Carson City kid for a one week trist (most likely), in an attempt to stay within "cow chip" tossing range of the playoffs. The Hitters at 74.3 pts per game....yeah that's right....74.3 pts per contest. Wow! We haven't seen numbers like that since Hash's second year in the league. If Palmer starts, Mad Cow gets the win....I'm banking he does. The pick is Cow 98 Yankee go home 58
Raging Calves v. Takers aka luckiest team on the planet.
"Take me home tonight" should be 2-4 at best. In his five victories the opponent has averaged 71 pts per game. His highest scoring game? He lost that one. In his victories he has averaged less than 90 pts per game. If he had AD's schedule he would be 2-4, and if AD had his schedule AD would be 5-1. We haven't seen this kind of luck since....LAST YEAR, when despite only scoring over 100 once in the first 8 weeks The Takers were 6-2. Give it to the baby bulls, they are clawing and scratching and saved a tie yesterday on a stat booboo. Calves have better matchups and touchdown Jesus Tebow, but the Takers are obviously the son of Vader. The Takers use the force again. The pick is Takers 78 Calves 68
Big Underroos v. Hooli I was robbed Dailey
Granny panties might have issues this week, He has more bye's than a bar on 6th street. Plus Eric Decker has looked promising but now that he has Touchdown Jesus Tebow throwing pelicans his way, look for a bit of a slump. Hooligans "claim" they were robbed last week, "the statute of limitations had run out" he claims. However after week 6 we still have two winless teams. Hooli gets off the hook and soils the underroos. The pick is Hooligans 98 Big Brunch 88
Long Shlongs v. Gooner county
Last week the Shlongs proved that healthy makes a difference by getting right v. the commish. This week he gets Gooner county, who prefers to play 6 on 8 each week. Come on Chad, maybe Bank of America will let you log onto yahoo. The Tiny PP's are determined and look to have the better matchups...The pick is LIL Wee's 108 Gooner 88
AD v. 69 bottles of beer on the wall "when is this season gonna end"
I stared at the screen for 10 minutes on this one. I kept waiting to see AD's starting lineup instead of the waiver wire. OH HELL! that is AD's line up. Injuries and illnesses and strange occurences have haunted AD and his little band. Unfortunately the "Suck for Luck tour continues" the pick is 69er 88 AD 68
Chavez v. Luckepick
"knock" "knock" "who is it" "it's me Neal" "open up man I got the stuff" "who is it" "it's me Neal" "who"" its me Neal let me in""Neal" "yeah Neal" "Neal's not here"
Where is Neal, 3 byes in his lineup and one injured player. Don't bank on it this week. Chavez looks for 6-1 and should get it. Promises that the only chance Neal has of winning. Is if he Neals and Bobs on Matt Stafford all saturday night. The pick is Chavez 108 PickNeal 48
Disclaimer Note: This is all in good fun, I hope everyone is enjoying the league. Until next week....May the Pokes neuter the tigers, Neal find his way to a computer on Monday, and Chad finally spring for a smart phone.
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