Well week 4 was a good week to debut. The gunslinger went 6 and 2 on his picks and only killed 8 bunnies during Garcon's push to single handedly lead the "Gooners" to a Monday evening comeback. Ready or not here are the picks for the week.69ers v. Luckepick
This could be called "brees" vs. the world. Since Luckepick made a deal with the devil to move ahead of all of us in the draft he gets to benefit from Brees' off week being worth 25 points. Unfortunately for him, by this time next year he will be puking up pea soup and his head will be spinning like "Rojo" after an all night trip to XTC. The Pick is Luckepick 110 69ers 85
NY Losers v. Hooligans
I am trying real hard not to say anything about the yankees....NO I'M NOT! What do the yankees and Obama have in common....They both spend a Trillion dollars for a bunch of shit. Okay so I'm not a commedian, but you have to have a sense of humor to understand how the Hitters are 2 and 2 when they have averaged 73 pts per game (Two teams are doubling that). This is an easy one. The Pick is Hooligans 100 NY "hit me in the jimmy's" 50
Bullock Bulls v. Sooners
Thermopylae, Little Big Horn, Wounded Knee, and bulls v. gooners. This matchup will long live in the anals of great beatings. At this time the gooners have fewer available players than there are lineup positions. To see a beating like this one, you need to have a hidden camera in AD's bathroom. Seriously? The Pick is Bullock 133 sooner deads 67
Daddy Fatty v. Takes a Fatty
Cam can't spell cameron, but he can throw it 80 yards in the air. Fatty has a shot, but needs to hope all of his reaches aren't "reach arounds". Takers have a proven lineup and it has been reported that next year he will ask if you can start a TE at QB. The pick is Takers 116 Daddy 100
Raging lambs v. Rojo
Ummm, I told you Mendenhall liked to pick flowers and sniff asses. It just keeps getting worse for the Raging Bulls. This one will be ugly, since Rojo is rolling bigger than my gut after an all you can eat buffet of pizza and Alyssa Milano. Rojo says he may rest everyone but Rodgers and still should win by 20. The pick is Rojo 140 Raging panda's 80
Big Breakfast v. Cow
No one likes "big panties" more than Cow, and this week should be no exception. With the return of Foster, Cow has declared this a super bowl run. The waiver wire wizard (laron) will fall shorter than an Oompa Loompa trying to reach the door handle at Farmers and Merchants bank of Crescent. (Come on Chad, I thought Obama gave you guys money to fix that). The Pick is Cow 112 XL panties 105
Long Shlongs v. Hash
Matt is like the Detroit lions. Suck for 15 years and now ready to pounce. This week he gets the "limp sticks" who are reportedly negative 26 inches long. When I opened this matchup, I swallowed my double cheeseburger whole due to the surprise that dirty Sanchez was yet again in the lineup. Oh well, even fat boys get laid sometimes, so I guess Sanchez might have a good game by December 21, 2012. I think it will be a date much closer to Armageddon so the Pick is Hash 140 Shlongs 93
Chavez v. AD
One of the most storied rivalries in Okie Football history. AD has owned me lately, winning 8 of the last 11, but I have......well......I have Run DMC this year. And Chavez says "Walk this way" to your next whoopin. AD is banged up and starting half of the raiders offense....luckily I have the better half. In a week of mismatches this may be the biggest one. The pick is chavez 125 AD 75
Disclaimer Note: This is all in good fun, I hope everyone is enjoying the league so far this year. Until next week...May the Pokes keep winning, the Sooners all go to jail, and Jimmy keep asking why Mendenhall keeps sniffing asses.
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