Recap

Sarge Vs South Park Cows

Week 10

 

• South Park Cows
• 97.25 pts, 5-5
• Weekly Grade

 

 

• Sarge
• 70.05 pts, 4-6
• Weekly Grade

South Park Cows benefited from 20.65 points from Philip Rivers and 20.00 from Davante Adams, taking down Sarge 97.25 to 70.05. Sarge definitely shouldn't play the lottery for a little while. Their luck couldn't get any worse as they are on a three-game losing streak. Sarge was led by the tag team of Andy Dalton, with 18.25 points, and Le'Veon Bell, who scored 16.20. Sarge (4-6, 888.35 points) sinks into 13th place and South Park Cows (5-5, 943.70 points) remains in ninth place.

Top Players

• • Philip Rivers
  • 20.65
 
• • Davante Adams
  • 20.00
 
• • Andy Dalton
  • 18.25
 
• • Le'Veon Bell
  • 16.20

Smooth Moves by South Park Cows

• South Park Cows, your competitive drive brought home the victory (with some help from professional athletes). That drive could take you all the way to the Toyota Hall of Fame.
• Davante Adams scored 20.00 points, the 10th-highest WR score in the league this week.
• The 20.65 points scored by Philip Rivers outpaced his 14.25-point scoring projection by 44.9%.
• With only 4 of their 8 starters beating their projected points, South Park Cows was still able to win.
• South Park Cows will gladly take the win, but shouldn't thank their WRs. Each of them scored less than projected.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• Dear, Sarge: Sorry to hear you lost. Toyota Hall of Famers don't really know how that feels, but surely it can't feel great. Next week, just win.
• Did not start Eli Manning, who led the team in scoring with 19.65 points.
• A heated blanket would be a great gift for Le'Veon Bell during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in three straight games after scoring 16.20 points against a projected 25.58 this week.
• At the DEF position, Sarge got outscored by South Park Cows 10.00 - 3.00.
• Of the 8 starters on Sarge, 5 underperformed versus their projections.

What If

• South Park Cows would be 3-7 if they played Sarge every week.
• South Park Cows would have beaten seven other teams besides Sarge this week.
• If they played the same schedule as Sarge, South Park Cows would be 4-5.
• If South Park Cows had played every team in the league each week, they would be 63-87.
• Sarge would have lost to 13 other teams besides South Park Cows this week.
• And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, South Park Cows would have lost to Sarge 90.00 - 86.15.
• If they played the same schedule as South Park Cows, Sarge would be 4-5.
• Sarge would be 67-83 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

• Sarge has lost six times and four of them have come to teams who beat their scoring average in that matchup.
• The 97.25 points by South Park Cows was their lowest winning score of the season.
• Sarge got a combined 17.50 points from their WRs, their lowest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
• In the loss, Brandon McManus scored 10.00 points against a projected 6.67 and has now overachieved in three straight games.
• South Park Cows had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for Sarge.
• Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Rob Gronkowski scored 11.40 points against a projected 16.28 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
• The Toyota Hall of Fame recommends Sarge go on a WINNING streak, instead of a LOSING streak. That one word makes a surprising amount of difference.
• The draft continues to pay off for South Park Cows, which got 79.0% of their points from players they drafted.