Recap

South Park Cows vs Killer Beas

Week 9

 

• Killer Beas
• 90.35 pts, 5-4
• Weekly Grade

 

 

• South Park Cows
• 86.15 pts, 4-5
• Weekly Grade

Killer Beas got 21.00 points from Demaryius Thomas and 15.30 from Ezekiel Elliott, slipping by South Park Cows 90.35 to 86.15. This one just as easily could have been decided by a coin flip. The 4.20-point margin of victory was the sixth-smallest in the league this season. Alex Smith led South Park Cows with 22.05 points while Javorius Allen brought in 19.50. Killer Beas (5-4, 870.54 points) remains in eighth place and South Park Cows (4-5, 846.45 points) stays in ninth place.

Top Players

• • Alex Smith
  • 22.05
 
• • Demaryius Thomas
  • 21.00
 
• • Javorius Allen
  • 19.50
 
• • Ezekiel Elliott
  • 15.30

Smooth Moves by Killer Beas

• Killer Beas, your competitive drive brought home the victory (with some help from professional athletes). That drive could take you all the way to the Toyota Hall of Fame.
• Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Demaryius Thomas posterizing opponents. He had the ninth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 21.00 points.
• With 12.00 points scored versus a projected 7.54, Matt Prater scored more points than projected for three straight games.
• The Houston Texans Defense overachieved by 23.7%, scoring 15.00 points against a projected 12.13.
• Killer Beas won despite having only 4 of their 8 starters exceed their scoring projection.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• Dear, South Park Cows: Sorry to hear you lost. Toyota Hall of Famers don't really know how that feels, but surely it can't feel great. Next week, just win.
• Could have started the Tennessee Titans Defense, which underachieved, but still outscored the starting DEF with 11.00 against a projected 11.06.
• Whoever gave you this advice, you might want to lose their number. Picked up and started Patrick Murray, who then scored below his 6.80-point projection with 4.00 points.
• South Park Cows could have used more points at WR, where Killer Beas outscored them 44.40 - 20.70.
• Our kicker can beat up your kicker. South Park Cows got outscored 12.00 - 4.00 by Killer Beas at the K position.

What If

• If Killer Beas played South Park Cows every week, they'd be 6-3 this season.
• Besides South Park Cows, Killer Beas would have defeated six other teams this week.
• If they played the same schedule as South Park Cows, Killer Beas would be 3-5.
• Killer Beas would be 63-72 if they played every team every week.
• Besides Killer Beas, South Park Cows would have been defeated by 10 other teams this week.
• Timing really is everything. Killer Beas would have lost to South Park Cows 74.10 - 72.20 had they played each other last week.
• If they played the same schedule as Killer Beas, South Park Cows would be 3-5.
• If they played every team every week, South Park Cows would be 55-80.

Game Notes

• South Park Cows underachieved for the eighth time this season, including the last seven weeks in a row, scoring 86.15 points against a projected 97.34 this week.
• South Park Cows scored 86.15 points and lost. It is their highest losing score of the season.
• At 4.20 points, the margin of victory was the tightest of the week.
• In the loss, Tyler Kroft scored 9.90 points against a projected 7.66 and has now overachieved in three straight games.
• Killer Beas took the W, even though South Park Cows performed better against their scoring projection. South Park Cows scored 88.5% of their 97.34 projected points, while Killer Beas recorded 83.0% of their 108.79-point projection.
• South Park Cows ranked 12th in the league in scoring this week.
• Killer Beas is now 2-4 when failing to reach their projection and South Park Cows falls to 3-5 when scoring below their projected total.
• South Park Cows could not pull out the win, but Javorius Allen did perform well with the seventh-best RB score in the league this week, scoring 19.50 points.