Recap

Bullock Bulls vs Pulled Pork Mafia

Week 9

 

• Bullock Bulls!
• 103.3 pts, 5-4
• Weekly Grade

 

 

• Pulled Pork Mafia
• 66.65 pts, 6-3
• Weekly Grade

T.Y. Hilton, whose 34.50 points were the second-highest score by a player this week, carried Bullock Bulls! past Pulled Pork Mafia 103.30 to 66.65. The beating gave Bullock Bulls! four blowout wins on the season. Like the airspeed of a coconut-laden European swallow, the score for Pulled Pork Mafia went down sharply from last week's 106.21 to 101.79 win against The ONLY Bull. To make matters worse, Pulled Pork Mafia had a starter score zero points (Blair Walsh). Pulled Pork Mafia (6-3, 897.02 points) drops to fifth place while Bullock Bulls! (5-4, 1,006.98 points) remains in sixth place.

Top Players

• • T.Y. Hilton
  • 34.50
 
• • Dak Prescott
  • 32.15
 
• • Jacoby Brissett
  • 22.60
 
• • Joe Mixon
  • 13.60

Smooth Moves by Bullock Bulls!

• Winning make you feel warm and fuzzy? Coincidentally, Toyota Hall of Fame inductees get a gold jacket that is both warm and quite fuzzy.
• Even the Wright brothers would be proud of this aerial performance. T.Y. Hilton had 34.50 points, the highest WR score of the week and the fourth-highest WR score in the league this season.
• Bullock Bulls! is either a fortune teller or really knows their stuff. Jacoby Brissett, who was picked up by Bullock Bulls!, scored 22.60 points against a projected 11.94, topping his projection by 89.3%.
• Was smart to sit the Cincinnati Bengals Defense this week, which had 3.00 points, the lowest DEF score on the team.
• Joe Mixon scored a season-high 13.60 points and beat his scoring projection by a season-high 32.7%.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• Life, like Fantasy Football, is full of wins and losses. The Toyota Hall of Fame, however, is pretty much only full of wins.
• They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Acquired and started the New York Giants Defense, which scored -4.00 points, the fewest of any player in the matchup.
• This is how people lose everything in casinos. Pulled Pork Mafia thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Michael Crabtree. However, he scored 7.00 points against a projected 13.06 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
• The 7.50 points scored by Jordy Nelson fell short of his 13.23-point projection, the fourth straight game where that has happened.
• 6 of the 8 starters scored less than their projected points.

What If

• Bullock Bulls! would be 5-4 if they played Pulled Pork Mafia every week.
• Besides Pulled Pork Mafia, Bullock Bulls! would have defeated 11 other teams this week.
• If they played the same schedule as Pulled Pork Mafia, Bullock Bulls! would be 5-3.
• If Bullock Bulls! had played every team in the league each week, they would be 93-42.
• Pulled Pork Mafia would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
• Timing really is everything. Bullock Bulls! would have lost to Pulled Pork Mafia 106.21 - 95.30 had they played each other last week.
• Pulled Pork Mafia would be 5-3 if they played the same schedule as Bullock Bulls!.
• If they played every team every week, Pulled Pork Mafia would be 83-52.

Game Notes

• The tragedy of being an underachiever is that Pulled Pork Mafia knows what they should be, but reality keeps telling them that they're wrong. They scored 66.65 points against a projected 97.43 and underachieved for the seventh time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
• Bullock Bulls! won by the largest margin of victory in the league (36.65 points) for the first time this season.
• Look here. We're gonna put any recollection of this week in a box, we're gonna lock it up, and we're gonna toss that thing in the ocean. Pulled Pork Mafia was last in the league in scoring and had their lowest score of the season with 66.65 points.
• The WRs on Pulled Pork Mafia collectively had their worst week of the season with only 14.50 points.
• Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Kareem Hunt scored 10.10 points against a projected 19.29 and has now underachieved in six straight games.
• With the win, Bullock Bulls! remains undefeated in blowout games this season with a record of 4-0.
• Pulled Pork Mafia falls to 1-1 in blowout games this season.
• Pulled Pork Mafia got beat so bad, their own mother doesn't recognize them. It was the worst loss of the season for them, with the margin of victory coming in at 36.65 points.