Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Recap



Week 17, 2015 Papa Vs AD

Papa wins the Lucky Loser Money Pool.



Consolation: Pungent Poops Beats AD

 
 

Week 17

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  • Pungent Poops
  • 7-7
  • Weekly Grade: C+
  • 99.79
 
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  • AD
  • 7-7
  • Weekly Grade: C
  • 81.65
Pungent Poops picked up 22.70 points from Demaryius Thomas and 20.00 from the Kansas City Chiefs Defense to get the win over AD 99.79 to 81.65. Someone check the temperature of Pungent Poops. They've been on fire, winning their last four matchups in a row. This makes it two in a row for Pungent Poops against AD. Their last matchup was a 111.75 to 106.61 nailbiter in Week 11. The margin could have been bigger, Pungent Poops had a starter score zero points (Chandler Catanzaro). AD concluded the regular season in seventh place with a record of 7-7. In terms of scoring average, they ranked slightly better (fourth with 115.97). In their only other postseason game of the season, AD snuck past Pulled Pork Mafia, 102.40 to 97.80.

Top Players

    • Demaryius Thomas
    • 22.70
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    • Drew Brees
    • 21.65
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    • Kansas City Chiefs Defense
    • 20.00
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    • Markus Wheaton
    • 16.26

Smooth Moves by Pungent Poops

  • With 20.00 points, the Kansas City Chiefs Defense was the top-scoring DEF of the week.
  • Expect to see some trade offers for Demaryius Thomas. He ranked ninth in the league in scoring with 22.70 points.
  • Put Lamar Miller on the bench, where he had the lowest RB score on the team with 7.30 points.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Markus Wheaton posterizing opponents. He had the ninth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 16.26 points.
  • Travaris Cadet scored 14.30 points, which ranked sixth out of all the RBs in the league this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • We searched your league's browser history, and guess who studied our articles? Pungent Poops did, 99.79 times.
  • 7 of the starters on AD underperformed versus their projections.
  • Who needs offense when the defense is so dominant!? AD got outscored 20.00 - 4.00 by Pungent Poops at the DEF position.
  • With 10.60 points, Odell Beckham Jr. scored only 46.8% of his 22.64 projected point total.
  • AD saw all three of their WR starters fail to reach their projections.

What If

  • If Pungent Poops played AD every week, they'd be 10-6 this season.
  • Pungent Poops would have beaten only three other teams besides AD this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, Pungent Poops would have defeated AD 106.65 - 102.40.
  • If they played the same schedule as AD, Pungent Poops would be 6-8.
  • If Pungent Poops had played every team in the league each week, they would be 119-109.
  • In addition to Pungent Poops, AD would have lost to just four other teams this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Pungent Poops, AD would be 11-3.
  • AD would be 136-91-1 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • The 99.79 points by Pungent Poops was their lowest winning score of the season.
  • The 41.44 points by the WRs on Pungent Poops was the season-high for combined points from the position.
  • With 26.50 points, AD got the lowest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
  • Pungent Poops has now won four games in a row.
  • Pungent Poops had the fourth-highest point total in the league this week.
  • Pungent Poops underachieved in the win, improving to 2-5 when failing to reach their projected points this season, while AD falls to 2-8 when scoring below their projected points.
  • With a margin of victory of 18.14 points, Pungent Poops had the fourth-highest margin in the league this week.
  • Even in the defeat, the 21.65 points by Drew Brees was the fifth-highest score of any signal-caller in the league this week.

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