Sunday, December 18, 2011
Okie Basketball...
The draft randomizer is about 30 minutes before that to determine draft order.
Good luck everyone
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Sir Walter Camp Division Cup
They have unseated Smashmouth for the coveted award going 21-9-2 in non-division play.
They are 2011's best division.
Friday, November 11, 2011
West Coast, Best Coast, Left Coast"
Saturday, November 5, 2011
Can I Tebow?
Back again! Just when you thought the torture had stopped. Professor Chavez went 4 and 4 and rebounded to 6 and 2 with his quick picks last week, for a 26-12-2 record for 5 weeks. Without further delay, let's see if "Lucke" or "Gooner" started the hotty above!
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Quick Draw McGraw this Week
Lucky F***er 110 Takers 90
Rojo v. Hash
The fall continues Rojo 100 Hash 92
Fatty v. 69ers
69 on track? 69er 88 Fatty 74
Cow v. Gooner
Cow 93 Gooner 88
Panties v. Bullock
Bull 123 Panties 75
Schlongs v. Raging
On a roll? Schlongs 103 Bulls jr. 89
AD v. Hooli
Does it matter? Hooli 98 Ad 68
Chavez v. Hitter
Stafford plays! Chavez 115 Hitter 101
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Friday, October 21, 2011
Close Encounters of the 4th Kind!
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Friday, October 14, 2011
Third Times a Charm. Sic em "Chavez"
Gooners v. Takers
I give up! The gooners pulled off an incomprehensible upset last week. Even though his lineup looked worse than a City of Crescent allstar softball team. The Takers are in a bind this week without Rivers, and Gates still has a hurt "tootsie". Both teams have a better record than they should have. Which causes AD to yell "foul F***ing ball". The Pick is Gooners 92 Takers 72
Bullock Bulls v. Luckepick
Tough loss for the "Bull" last week. reports are that sperm counts all over central oklahoma took a dive after that kick to the "jewels". Bullock faces another opponent this week that has outperformed the roster to this point. Bullock vows to wear a cup this week complete with Tom Brady's face pictured on it. The pick is the Bull 142 Luckeass 92
Rojo v. Hitters
Can I have some? Please? Rojo gets to plow into the Hitters who are on pace to be the lowest scoring team in OFL history, but still manage to be at .500. The matador predicts the beginning of a long slide for the "sucker fish", as the rest of the league looks on enviously at the lucky team that faces the hitters during the bye weeks. The Pick is Rojo 132 Hitters 72
Cow v. Fat Sacks
Julio, Julio, where for art thou Julio. NOT playing this week. Get the hint. Yet Cow still could overcome, that is if Vick limits himself to 3 turnovers and only 3 sacks. Big players have to come up big for Cow, or it could be ugly. Fatty is going to ride Kurt CAMeron, I mean CAMeron Diaz, wait a minute is Cam Newton named for Cameron Texas...it is near Blinndergarten. Tough Pick but the Pick is Fatty 82 Cow 72
0-5 v. 0-4-1
"Two men enter, one man leaves". Or is it "we don't need another hero". As Tina Turner says. Someone is gonna have a win after this week. "whew" Well after last weeks G**D*** tie maybe not. "Despite all my Rage" has some players back from injury and the bad boy from LA decided that Grant was dispensible (HUH...what the H***) C'MON MAN. Hooligans says, "after he was peeing blood, I thought his next stop was "Grant's tomb". The Pick is Raging Woody 102 Hooligans 82
Big Lunch v. 96ers
L. Ron Hubbard surprised me last week by messing in his "panties" and rubbing them in the face of the jersey "Cow". This week he gets a team going in the wrong direction in a hurry....so much so that 69 has become 96. Kurt wants to bring back the Double Tight Wing T, so that he can get the full benefit of his two tight end set. The pick is Big Snack 112 96 problems "but a bitch ain't one" 72
AD v. Long Shlongs
AD has always had a dream to "take on" a long shlong and "beat it" till the finish. He gets his wish this time. But the Shlongs are new and improved Austin back after sex change surgery and Ben gets the JAX. AD says "no way am I going to be 1 and 5" although that was in August. It looks bad for AD this week as well. the Pick is Long Stick 102 AD 92
Chavez v. "Gash"
Could it be that all of the snickering on draft day (Eli in the 3rd, TG in the 4th, and a snatch full of others) was unfounded. So far I am eating "Gash" because of it. But you know what Chavez does to Gash.....he tears into it like Cow into an Arby's sandwhich that's been in the fridge for two weeks. One more win for the hairy "Gash" matches his most wins for a year, Chavez vows not to go down like that.....the pick is chavez 142 Gash nachos 132
Disclaimer Note: This is all in good fun, I hope everyone is enjoying the league. Until next week.... May the Pokes put the "horns" to rest, the Aggies finally beat a ranked team, and Rick and Papa stop dropping starting running backs.
Friday, October 7, 2011
Two Weeks in a row. Ride Chavez Ride!
69ers v. Luckepick
This could be called "brees" vs. the world. Since Luckepick made a deal with the devil to move ahead of all of us in the draft he gets to benefit from Brees' off week being worth 25 points. Unfortunately for him, by this time next year he will be puking up pea soup and his head will be spinning like "Rojo" after an all night trip to XTC. The Pick is Luckepick 110 69ers 85
NY Losers v. Hooligans
I am trying real hard not to say anything about the yankees....NO I'M NOT! What do the yankees and Obama have in common....They both spend a Trillion dollars for a bunch of shit. Okay so I'm not a commedian, but you have to have a sense of humor to understand how the Hitters are 2 and 2 when they have averaged 73 pts per game (Two teams are doubling that). This is an easy one. The Pick is Hooligans 100 NY "hit me in the jimmy's" 50
Bullock Bulls v. Sooners
Thermopylae, Little Big Horn, Wounded Knee, and bulls v. gooners. This matchup will long live in the anals of great beatings. At this time the gooners have fewer available players than there are lineup positions. To see a beating like this one, you need to have a hidden camera in AD's bathroom. Seriously? The Pick is Bullock 133 sooner deads 67
Daddy Fatty v. Takes a Fatty
Cam can't spell cameron, but he can throw it 80 yards in the air. Fatty has a shot, but needs to hope all of his reaches aren't "reach arounds". Takers have a proven lineup and it has been reported that next year he will ask if you can start a TE at QB. The pick is Takers 116 Daddy 100
Raging lambs v. Rojo
Ummm, I told you Mendenhall liked to pick flowers and sniff asses. It just keeps getting worse for the Raging Bulls. This one will be ugly, since Rojo is rolling bigger than my gut after an all you can eat buffet of pizza and Alyssa Milano. Rojo says he may rest everyone but Rodgers and still should win by 20. The pick is Rojo 140 Raging panda's 80
Big Breakfast v. Cow
No one likes "big panties" more than Cow, and this week should be no exception. With the return of Foster, Cow has declared this a super bowl run. The waiver wire wizard (laron) will fall shorter than an Oompa Loompa trying to reach the door handle at Farmers and Merchants bank of Crescent. (Come on Chad, I thought Obama gave you guys money to fix that). The Pick is Cow 112 XL panties 105
Long Shlongs v. Hash
Matt is like the Detroit lions. Suck for 15 years and now ready to pounce. This week he gets the "limp sticks" who are reportedly negative 26 inches long. When I opened this matchup, I swallowed my double cheeseburger whole due to the surprise that dirty Sanchez was yet again in the lineup. Oh well, even fat boys get laid sometimes, so I guess Sanchez might have a good game by December 21, 2012. I think it will be a date much closer to Armageddon so the Pick is Hash 140 Shlongs 93
Chavez v. AD
One of the most storied rivalries in Okie Football history. AD has owned me lately, winning 8 of the last 11, but I have......well......I have Run DMC this year. And Chavez says "Walk this way" to your next whoopin. AD is banged up and starting half of the raiders offense....luckily I have the better half. In a week of mismatches this may be the biggest one. The pick is chavez 125 AD 75
Disclaimer Note: This is all in good fun, I hope everyone is enjoying the league so far this year. Until next week...May the Pokes keep winning, the Sooners all go to jail, and Jimmy keep asking why Mendenhall keeps sniffing asses.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Week 4 Player of the Week.
65 points wins it...
If you are wondering and too lazy or ignorant to click the Records tab to find out yourself... Rodgers score tied for 2nd highest in league history (Brady, Vick).
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Hopefully a Weekly Thing!
Here are the week 4 matchup predictions from Chavez y Chavez "Did you see the size of that chicken"
69ers V. Hash
My heart wants to pick 69ers in this one especially since Hash is starting "half a Mann child" Eli. But Sims Walker and Burress wouldn't make most teams Roster. The Pick is Hash 124 to 85
NY Hitters V. The Takers
Lots in common for the team names for these two squads. Both are referencing groups that like to take it in the browneye. Rivers and Jennings will probably win this one for the "reaper" as Ben Rothlisberger spends more time on his back than the girl who earned me this nickname. The Pick is The Takers 101 Ny Hitters 87
Los Rojos V. Luckepick
Battle of the two F&&&ing QB's I wanted. I need Rojo to lose but Luckepick is starting Addai, Cribbs, and the New England Defense????? Hell, Chad has better players than that. The Pick is Rojo 142 Luckepick 73 in the Rheeming of the Week.
Daddy Fat Sacks V. Hooligans
This matchup pits two teams who had high expectations, but are now only experiencing "home grown" highs. Fat Sacks has tough matchups and Hooligans is banged up...This will be the "Who's QB scores the most contest" I think the short fatty. The Pick is Daddy Fat Sacks 72 Hooligans 69
Bulls V. Bulls
This is easy "Bulls win". Actually Bullock should win, (even though he wants to trade two of Chad's pubic hairs for Run DMC and a player to be named later). This should be an epic mismatch. Raging will soon learn why Mendenhall is on my "never, never, never" again list. The Pick is Bullock 135 Raging 82
Short Shlongs V. Big Panties
If you start Indy players you will most likely loose, but Wayne is their only player worth a Fantasy wet dream. Yahoo predicts this too be close, but Big Panties has too many roadies. The Pick is Medium Shlongs 102 Big Thongs 89
AD V. Cow
Two of my favorite targets, AD has recently put up his ring of honor from Championships won so long ago, that it was before my nuts had dropped. Of course...I would give one of those Nuts for at least one "Ship". As long as Hillis is over the "clap" and Vick keeps getting hit harder than a 5th street hooker AD should get back to 500. The Pick is AD 108 Cow 83
Chavez V. Gooners
My favorite matchup of the year. And I am coming strong, I have sewed my dual Stafford "on the front" Run DMC "on the back" Jersey together, and I am riding that pony to the whorehouse. I have solid matchups everywhere and the "gooners" could struggle to reach 50 again. By the way how many people lost their cookies when Chad said "Im keeping Dez". The only time I laughed harder was when NY Hitters offered me "Randy Moss" in a trade. The Pick is Chavez 130 Gooners 90
Disclaimer Note:
This is all in good fun, I hope everyone is enjoying the league so far this year. Until next week...May the Pokes keep winning, the Huskers keep whining, and the "gooners" keep asking for that sex change.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Why I'm a card carrying member of PETA
This week two of our proud franchises face off in what is sure to be an epic battle. While it's only a week 4 match up, dont tell them that. The bragging rights last a lifetime.
Jimmy leads the overall series 5-4, losing last year week 11 (125-131) but got the last laugh and bragging rights winning week 17 in the Championship Game (126-83).
That was last year, this is now. Dustin is 3-0, leads the league in scoring, and is number 1 in the Power Rankings.
Gentlemen, unlike our hottie activist (pictured left) I say... let loose the bulls of war.
Week 2 Player of the Week
The voting was close for week 2. Props to Vincent Jackson for the week he had, but in the end Brady ruled.
Back to Back 50 point weeks gets back to back Player of the Week Awards.
100
So, What does Derek Wilson (pictured left) have in common with Chavez?
The answer, obviously, they both have reached the 100 career wins milestone.
Congratulations, and well done!
P.S. I have no idea who Derek Wilson is, but congratulations to him as well.
Non-Division play means...
Smashmouth has won the Cup two years in a row.
2011 Baseball...
He has claimed the 2011 Okie Baseball championship.
Hard fought, well earned.
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Week 1 notepad...
Two teams are closing in on the century mark for career wins, Cow is three wins away and Chavez is two...
The league averaged 107.4 pts per team this week...
A complete surprise, Dustin & Rojo topped the Power Rankings after Week 1...[sarc]
Welcome & welcome back to John and Neil... both lost this week...
2011 Week 1 Player of the Week...
No need to vote, sometimes its just that easy.
517 yards, 4 TDs, ect... 52 points.
That's how one gets the season started off, that's how you do it.
Monday, August 22, 2011
Trading Post: Open for Business!
Clean off the counter tops, crack open the windows, and pull up a chair, cause we are open for business for 2011.
Two trades pending.
Kolb & Walter (Cow) for Steven Jackson (Hooligans) - also drops Murphy.
Henne & Alexander (Hitters) for Brandon Tate (Takers) - also drops Jackson.
Monday, August 8, 2011
Winner: First to blow a nut.
LeShoure was supposed to split time and carries with Jahvid Best this year, perhaps be the workhorse. Well, so much for that.
Just think, we still have a month before the actual season begins...
Saturday, July 16, 2011
FOOTBALL 2011
We're Back.
If you're not in yet, the league ID# is 16265 and the password is what it always is.
August 6th 2011 around 5:30 PM @ Jimmy's house.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Sunday, January 2, 2011
And then there was one...
He's the number 1 team via the Human Polls...
He's the number 1 team via the Playoffs...
Congratulations to both participates, but only one can wear the Championship Belt.
With a 127-83 Week 17 victory over Dustin, Jimmy has earned the Championship Title for 2010.