Recap

Week 8, 2016 Dustin Vs Papa

Week 8

 

• Bullock Bulls!
• 155.15 pts, 7-1
• Weekly Grade

 

 

• Pungent Poops
• 64.4 pts, 3-5
• Weekly Grade

Bullock Bulls! left it all on the field in this one and put up the highest point total this season, thrashing Pungent Poops 155.15 to 64.40. Having won their last seven straight, Bullock Bulls! has developed a reputation as unbeatable. Free fallin' like Tom Petty, Pungent Poops suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 141.16 to 112.50 win against $OONER$. Pungent Poops (3-5, 852.01 points) drops to 12th place and Bullock Bulls! (7-1, 936.65 points) remains in first place.

Top Players

• • Derek Carr
  • 45.95
 
• • Theo Riddick
  • 27.30
 
• • Terrelle Pryor Sr.
  • 18.10
 
• • David Johnson
  • 17.80

Smooth Moves by Bullock Bulls!

• If this were a dream sequence, you'd hear a deep voice announce, "Bullock Bulls!, the Toyota Hall of Famer." But it's not.
• This one goes on the highlight reel at the end of the season. Derek Carr scored 45.95 points, the highest of any player on Bullock Bulls! this season.
• Bullock Bulls! is either a fortune teller or really knows their stuff. The Chicago Bears Defense, which was picked up by Bullock Bulls!, scored 12.00 points against a projected 8.53, topping their projection by 40.7%.
• There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Theo Riddick. He had the second-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 27.30 points.
• Bullock Bulls! had most of their starters beat their scoring projection (6 out of 8).

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• Sometimes 64.40 is enough. Unfortunately, the Toyota Hall of Fame has confirmed this time it's a smaller number than 155.15.
• Every one of their eight starters scored less than their projected points.
• Left Andy Dalton on the bench, where he led the team in scoring with 19.30 points.
• Curiosity killed the cat. It also killed Pungent Poops this week. They acquired and started Mike Nugent, who then finished last on the team in scoring with 3.00 points.
• This is how people lose everything in casinos. Pungent Poops thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Adam Humphries. However, he scored 8.80 points against a projected 13.91 and has now underachieved in four straight games.

What If

• If Bullock Bulls! played Pungent Poops every week, they'd be 4-4 this season.
• Bullock Bulls! would've been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
• If they played the same schedule as Pungent Poops, Bullock Bulls! would be 4-3.
• If Bullock Bulls! had played every team in the league each week, they would be 79-41.
• Pungent Poops would have lost to 13 other teams besides Bullock Bulls! this week.
• And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Bullock Bulls! would have lost to Pungent Poops 141.16 - 107.70.
• If they played the same schedule as Bullock Bulls!, Pungent Poops would be 5-2.
• Pungent Poops would be 69-51 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

• Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses Pungent Poops has had, four were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
• The margin of victory of 90.75 points set the record as the biggest in the league this season.
• With 155.15 points, Bullock Bulls! had the highest score of any team in the league this season.
• Bullock Bulls! had five starters who scored more points than the highest-scoring starter for Pungent Poops.
• How nice of you to offer a free win! This was the first time this season that Pungent Poops lost by the biggest margin of the week.
• Bullock Bulls! beat their scoring projection for the sixth time this season by scoring 155.15 points against a projected 108.23. They have now overachieved four weeks in a row.
• Eat. Sleep. Conquer. Repeat. Bullock Bulls! has won seven games in a row, the longest current winning streak in the league.
• Pungent Poops had 64.40 points, their season-low.