Week 10, 2016 LaRon Vs Papa
Week 10
Big Breakfast took advantage of 27.40 points from Delanie Walker and 19.80 from A.J. Green to dismantle Pungent Poops 101.03 to 70.30. Pungent Poops has had a bad run after losing their third in a row. Eli Rogers led Pungent Poops with 14.20 points while Andy Dalton racked up 11.70. Big Breakfast (6-4, 1,049.24 points) climbs into sixth place and Pungent Poops (3-7, 1,000.97 points) stays down in 13th place.
Top Players
- Delanie Walker
- 27.40
- A.J. Green
- 19.80
- Sterling Shepard
- 15.20
- Eli Rogers
- 14.20
Smooth Moves by Big Breakfast
- Big Breakfast scored massive brownie points with the Toyota Hall of Fame this week. Too bad brownie points don't count as real points. Not that you need help.
- Delanie Walker scored 27.40 points, the best TE score of the week and the sixth-highest TE score in the league this season.
- Sat TE Kyle Rudolph on the bench, where he had the lowest TE score on the team with 17.90 points.
- With 10.00 points scored versus a projected 5.49, Caleb Sturgis scored more points than projected for six straight games.
- Big Breakfast saw the majority of their starters (5 of 8) beat their projected point total.
Toyota Roster Tune-up
- Some teams are destined to beat teams like Pungent Poops and move on to Toyota Hall of Fame greatness. Ironically, you are included in that destiny, because you played yourself.
- Pungent Poops left the 13.40 points scored by James Starks on the bench this week. He beat his projected point total by 174.6%, the seventh-highest percentage in the league.
- Left Willie Snead on the bench, where he led the team in scoring with 21.70 points.
- Pungent Poops picked up Robbie Gould, who then fell short of his 7.43-point projection by scoring 3.00 points.
- 7 of the starters on Pungent Poops underperformed versus their projections.
What If
- If Big Breakfast played Pungent Poops every week, they'd be 5-5 this year.
- Besides Pungent Poops, Big Breakfast would have defeated five other teams this week.
- Had they played each other last week, Big Breakfast would have defeated Pungent Poops 92.80 - 78.66.
- Big Breakfast would be 4-5 if they played the same schedule as Pungent Poops.
- If Big Breakfast had played every team in the league each week, they would be 81-69.
- Pungent Poops would have lost to 11 other teams besides Big Breakfast this week.
- If they played the same schedule as Big Breakfast, Pungent Poops would be 7-2.
- Pungent Poops would be 74-76 if they played every team every week.
Game Notes
- The top players for Big Breakfast were elite in the matchup, as three of their starters outperformed the leading scorer for Pungent Poops.
- Pungent Poops scored 70.30 points against a projected 93.31 and underachieved for the fifth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
- Big Breakfast covered the 3.64-point spread, winning by 30.73 points.
- Just because Robert Horry has seven NBA championship rings, doesn't mean he's one of the greats. Despite being on the winning team, Carson Wentz scored 7.55 points against a projected 18.74 and has now underachieved in six straight games.
- Although Big Breakfast won, it was no thanks to the Jacksonville Jaguars Defense, which scored 4.00 points and has now scored below their projection in five straight weeks.
- Big Breakfast remains undefeated in blowout games this season, improving to 3-0.
- The Toyota Hall of Fame recommends Pungent Poops go on a WINNING streak, instead of a LOSING streak. That one word makes a surprising amount of difference.
- After the beating, Pungent Poops is still winless in blowouts this season with a record of 0-3.
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