Week 8, 2016 John Vs Chip
Week 8
- 115.7 pts, 6-2
Weekly Grade
- 109.77 pts, 2-6
Weekly Grade
Hitters/Future Champ took advantage of 22.60 points from Jameis Winston and 21.90 from Rob Gronkowski to beat TexasTide 115.70 to 109.77. Hitters/Future Champ has built consistency and is on a four-game win streak, while TexasTide is headed in a different direction, having lost their last four. TexasTide was coming off a 96.45 to 85.72 loss against Hash and saw their scoring increase this week. Hitters/Future Champ (6-2, 984.40 points) remains in second place and TexasTide (2-6, 761.09 points) stays down in 14th place.
Top Players
- Denver Broncos Defense
- 28.00
- Jameis Winston
- 22.60
- Rob Gronkowski
- 21.90
- DeMarco Murray
- 19.80
Smooth Moves by Hitters/Future Champ
- Even if you cried trying to win, you still won. And the Toyota Hall of Fame is proud of Hitters/Future Champ either way.
- Sat TE Cameron Brate on the bench, where he had the lowest TE score on the team with 11.20 points.
- Rob Gronkowski had the fourth-highest TE score in the league this week with 21.90 points.
- There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of DeMarco Murray. He had the sixth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 19.80 points.
- 5 of 8 players in the starting lineup for Hitters/Future Champ topped their projected points.
Toyota Roster Tune-up
- Don't worry, TexasTide, the Toyota Hall of Fame says losing isn't contagious. But it is embarrassing. And you should be embarrassed.
- TexasTide left the 19.70 points scored by Derrick Henry on the bench this week. He beat his projected point total by 220.3%, the fourth-highest percentage in the league.
- A heated blanket would be a great gift for Brandon Marshall during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in three straight games after scoring 10.80 points against a projected 15.94 this week.
- This is how people lose everything in casinos. TexasTide thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Emmanuel Sanders. However, he scored 10.80 points against a projected 15.22 and has now underachieved in four straight games.
- The TE position was a letdown for TexasTide, where they were outscored 21.90 - 3.90 by Hitters/Future Champ.
What If
- If Hitters/Future Champ played TexasTide every week, they'd be 7-1 this season.
- Hitters/Future Champ would have beaten eight other teams besides TexasTide this week.
- Were they resting their players for this week? Hitters/Future Champ would have defeated TexasTide 135.80 - 85.72 had they played each other last week.
- If they played the same schedule as TexasTide, Hitters/Future Champ would be 6-1.
- If Hitters/Future Champ had played every team in the league each week, they would be 94-26.
- Besides Hitters/Future Champ, TexasTide would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.
- If they played the same schedule as Hitters/Future Champ, TexasTide would be 2-5.
- TexasTide would be 50-70 if they played every team every week.
Game Notes
- Don't you hate that person that always has to one-up everybody? TexasTide scored 109.77 points and lost. It is the ninth-highest losing score in the league this season.
- Hitters/Future Champ was not able to cover the 19.56-point spread in the win.
- Speed, strength, agility, vision, and intelligence. It was all on display this week when the RBs on TexasTide collectively had their best week of the season with 33.02 points.
- Hitters/Future Champ has now won four games in a row.
- Hitters/Future Champ didn't quite meet expectations in the win, recording 98.4% of their projected 117.57, while TexasTide performed better than expected, beating their 98.01-point projection by 12.0%.
- You might as well put TexasTide in your drink, because they're ice cold after losing four games in a row.
- The drafted players on Hitters/Future Champ put up 83.2% of the team's points this week.
- In the loss, the Denver Broncos Defense scored 28.00 points, the fourth-highest DEF score in the league this season.
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