Recap

Week 9, 2016 Adrian vs Papa

Week 9

 

• Pulled Pork Mafia
• 103.19 pts, 6-3
• Weekly Grade

 

 

• Pungent Poops
• 78.66 pts, 3-6
• Weekly Grade

Like some kind of dynamic duo, Golden Tate and Zach Ertz carried Pulled Pork Mafia, leading the way to a 103.19 to 78.66 victory over Pungent Poops. They recorded 25.00 and 17.70 points, respectively. Pulled Pork Mafia met expectations and put up 3.8% more than their projected 99.43 points, while Pungent Poops performed poorly and scored only 77.1% of a projected 101.97. Colin Kaepernick led Pungent Poops with 27.20 points while Jack Doyle racked up 11.10. Pulled Pork Mafia showed some mercy in the win, starting a player with zero points (Chandler Catanzaro). Pulled Pork Mafia (6-3, 835.03 points) falls to sixth place and Pungent Poops (3-6, 930.67 points) sinks into 13th place.

Top Players

• • Colin Kaepernick
  • 27.20
 
• • Golden Tate
  • 25.00
 
• • Zach Ertz
  • 17.70
 
• • Doug Baldwin
  • 14.90

Smooth Moves by Pulled Pork Mafia

• Pulled Pork Mafia scored massive brownie points with the Toyota Hall of Fame this week. Too bad brownie points don't count as real points. Not that you need help.
• Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Golden Tate posterizing opponents. He had the fourth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 25.00 points.
• Zach Ertz had the fourth-highest TE score in the league this week with 17.70 points.
• Pulled Pork Mafia won even with Chandler Catanzaro in the starting lineup, who didn't score any points.
• With only 3 of their 8 starters beating their projected points, Pulled Pork Mafia was still able to win.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• Funny, the Hall provides articles you could have studied. But instead you watched Pungent Poops cry trying.
• Whoever gave you this advice, you might want to lose their number. Traded for and started Devontae Booker, who then scored below his 17.16-point projection with 4.00 points.
• The WR corps couldn't keep pace with their counterparts from Pulled Pork Mafia and were outscored 50.50 - 20.36.
• Of the 8 starters on Pungent Poops, 5 underperformed versus their projections.
• The 6.66 points scored by Jarvis Landry was just 36.6% of his 18.20-point projection.

What If

• If Pulled Pork Mafia played Pungent Poops every week, they'd be 3-6 this year.
• Besides Pungent Poops, Pulled Pork Mafia would have beaten only four other teams this week.
• Had they played each other last week, Pulled Pork Mafia would have defeated Pungent Poops 81.66 - 64.40.
• Pulled Pork Mafia would be 1-7 if they played the same schedule as Pungent Poops.
• Pulled Pork Mafia would be 41-94 if they played every team every week.
• Pungent Poops would have lost to 12 other teams besides Pulled Pork Mafia this week.
• Pungent Poops would be 5-3 if they played the same schedule as Pulled Pork Mafia.
• Pungent Poops would be 71-64 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

• Five of the six losses for Pungent Poops this season have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
• After scoring 10.00 points against a projected 6.68, Matt Prater has now exceeded his projection in three straight weeks.
• With 78.66 points, Pungent Poops ranked 14th in the league in scoring this week.
• Pulled Pork Mafia outdid their projection in the win, while Pungent Poops came in under their point expectation. Pulled Pork Mafia is now 2-0 when overachieving, while Pungent Poops falls to 0-4 when failing to reach their projection.
• Pulled Pork Mafia got the second-highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week with 50.50 points.
• Pulled Pork Mafia had a higher score this week (103.19 points) than their season average of 92.78.
• Colin Kaepernick had 27.20 points in the loss to lead the matchup in scoring for the first time this season.
• Jack Doyle exceeded his projected point total by 84.7% in the loss, scoring 11.10 points against a projected 6.01.