Recap

Week 3, 2016 John Vs Papa

Week 3

 

• Hitters/Future Champ
• 126.5 pts, 2-1
• Weekly Grade

 

 

• Pungent Poops
• 113.27 pts, 1-2
• Weekly Grade

Hitters/Future Champ has to be feeling good about their squad after they put up the second-highest point total this week to take down Pungent Poops 126.50 to 113.27. Hitters/Future Champ has beaten expectations every week this season, putting up 23.4% more points than projected in this matchup. Pungent Poops was led by the tag team of Matthew Stafford, with 32.35 points, and Jarvis Landry, who scored 27.12. This game tape won't be broken down at upcoming coaching clinics, as both sides missed scoring opportunities. Hitters/Future Champ had one starter turn in zero points and Pungent Poops had one. Pungent Poops (1-2, 338.81 points) drops to ninth place while Hitters/Future Champ (2-1, 363.85 points) remains in third place.

Top Players

• • Matthew Stafford
  • 32.35
 
• • T.Y. Hilton
  • 31.40
 
• • Jarvis Landry
  • 27.12
 
• • DeMarco Murray
  • 26.50

Smooth Moves by Hitters/Future Champ

• Hitters/Future Champ scored massive brownie points with the Toyota Hall of Fame this week. Too bad brownie points don't count as real points. Not that you need help.
• The 31.40 points scored by T.Y. Hilton was the third-highest WR score in the league this week and the eighth-best point total by a WR in the league this season.
• The fourth-highest RB score of the week and the ninth-highest RB score of the season came from DeMarco Murray, who scored 26.50 points.
• The Minnesota Vikings Defense had 26.00 points, the third-highest DEF score of the week and the fourth-highest score among DEF in the league this season.
• Sat Tajae Sharpe, who scored fewer points than any WR in the starting lineup with 7.80.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• The fact that you're reading this means you have internet connection. Unfortunately, that's one less thing to blame your loss on. Don't tell the Hall.
• Left the Philadephia Eagles Defense on the bench, where they scored 22.00 points and surpassed their scoring projection by 155.5%, the highest percentage of any player on the team.
• Even though Pungent Poops lost, only 2 of their 8 starters scored less than their projected points.
• At the DEF position, Pungent Poops got outscored 26.00 - 10.00 by Hitters/Future Champ.
• You wish you had a kicker like ours. Hitters/Future Champ won the K position battle, beating Pungent Poops 10.00 - 4.00.

What If

• If Hitters/Future Champ played Pungent Poops every week, they'd be 3-0 this year.
• Hitters/Future Champ would have beaten 13 other teams besides Pungent Poops this week.
• Were they resting their players for this week? Hitters/Future Champ would have defeated Pungent Poops 96.80 - 92.00 had they played each other last week.
• Hitters/Future Champ would be 1-1 if they played the same schedule as Pungent Poops.
• Hitters/Future Champ would be 33-12 if they played every team every week.
• In addition to Hitters/Future Champ, Pungent Poops would have lost to just one other team this week.
• If they played the same schedule as Hitters/Future Champ, Pungent Poops would be 1-1.
• Pungent Poops would be 28-17 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

• Don't you hate that guy that always has to one-up everybody? Pungent Poops scored 113.27 points and lost. It is the second-highest losing score in the league this season.
• Hitters/Future Champ has beaten their projection every week this season, scoring 126.50 points against a projected 102.54 this week.
• Hitters/Future Champ did not cover the 15.14-point spread, winning by 13.23 points.
• Hitters/Future Champ won even though Pungent Poops performed better against their scoring projection. Pungent Poops beat their 87.40 projected points by 29.6%, while Hitters/Future Champ outscored their 102.54-point projection by 23.4%.
• Hitters/Future Champ got the best total score from their RBs of any team this week with 38.00 points.
• Hitters/Future Champ had the second-highest point total in the league this week.
• Matthew Stafford played well in the loss, ranking seventh in the league in scoring and beating his projected point total by a season-high 94.9%.
• Pungent Poops could not close out the win even with the help of Jarvis Landry, who scored 27.12 points, the seventh-highest score among all WRs in the league for the week.