Recap

Week 3, 2016 Adrian Vs Pitch

Week 3

 

• Pulled Pork Mafia
• 103.4 pts, 2-1
• Weekly Grade

 

 

• PITCH
• 84.15 pts, 1-2
• Weekly Grade

Pulled Pork Mafia got 30.00 points from Doug Baldwin and 24.40 from Charles Sims to beat PITCH 103.40 to 84.15. Each team failed to hit their projections, but Pulled Pork Mafia managed to score 95.9% of a projected 107.86 points for the win. For PITCH, Ezekiel Elliott and the Oakland Raiders Defense played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 18.00 and 17.00 points, respectively. Pulled Pork Mafia (2-1, 298.75 points) climbs into seventh place and PITCH (1-2, 307.70 points) drops to 12th place.

Top Players

• • Doug Baldwin
  • 30.00
 
• • Charles Sims
  • 24.40
 
• • Demaryius Thomas
  • 19.00
 
• • Ezekiel Elliott
  • 18.00

Smooth Moves by Pulled Pork Mafia

• Pulled Pork Mafia scored massive brownie points with the Toyota Hall of Fame this week. Too bad brownie points don't count as real points. Not that you need help.
• Doug Baldwin had 30.00 points, the fourth-highest WR score of the week and the 10th-highest WR score in the league this season.
• Charles Sims scored 24.40 points, which ranked ninth out of all the RBs in the league this week.
• The 19.00 points were a season-high for Demaryius Thomas. The score beat his 14.21-point projection by 33.7%, which also was a season-high.
• Did you use any black magic this week? Pulled Pork Mafia was still able to pull out a win with only 4 of their 8 starters exceeding their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• Funny, the Hall provides articles you could have studied. But instead you watched PITCH cry trying.
• Left the Kansas City Chiefs Defense on the bench, where they led the league in scoring with 46.00 points.
• Had a chance to start Jeremy Hill, who outdid his scoring projection of 9.11 points by scoring 21.70 points.
• Vincent Jackson scored 6.70 points against a projected 13.32 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
• In the midst of a season-low in scoring, Ben Roethlisberger also did not meet his projected points (3.55 points scored versus 22.03 projected) for the first time this season.

What If

• If Pulled Pork Mafia played PITCH every week, they'd be 1-2 this season.
• Pulled Pork Mafia would have beaten seven other teams besides PITCH this week.
• Pulled Pork Mafia would be 1-1 if they played the same schedule as PITCH.
• Pulled Pork Mafia would be 17-28 if they played every team every week.
• Besides Pulled Pork Mafia, PITCH would have been defeated by 10 other teams this week.
• And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Pulled Pork Mafia would have lost to PITCH 88.65 - 78.15.
• PITCH would be 1-1 if they played the same schedule as Pulled Pork Mafia.
• PITCH would be 19-26 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

• Three of the starters for Pulled Pork Mafia scored higher than the leading scorer for PITCH.
• PITCH got 10.60 points from their WRs, the lowest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
• The margin of victory was the fourth-largest in the league this week.
• The 84.15 points put up by PITCH ranked 12th in the league this week.
• Maybe pop in the tape of the best game of the season to feel better. Cam Newton had a season-low 4.70 points in the win against a projected 22.35 and scored below his projection for the second time this season.
• Despite being on the winning team, the Seattle Seahawks Defense had a season-low 6.00 points against a projected 11.78 and underachieved for the second time this season.
• Birds of a feather really do flock together. Pulled Pork Mafia got 54.70 points from their WRs, the second-highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
• In the loss, Ezekiel Elliott scored 18.00 points against a projected 14.89 and exceeded his scoring projection by 20.9%.