Recap

Week 2 Rick Vs Thomas

Week 2

 

• Hooligans
• 108.1 pts, 1-1
• Weekly Grade

 

 

• Pungent Poops
• 92.2 pts, 1-1
• Weekly Grade

Hooligans benefited from 30.00 points from Philip Rivers and 21.60 from Julio Jones to beat Pungent Poops 108.10 to 92.20. Pungent Poops failed to live up to expectations and scored only 89.0% of a projected 103.65, while Hooligans scored 3.9% more points than projected (104.09). Following a 133.54 to 102.10 win against Bigg Squad, Pungent Poops saw their scoring drop off this week. Hooligans (1-1, 179.45 points) moves into 13th place while Pungent Poops (1-1, 225.74 points) winds up in eighth place.

Top Players

• • Philip Rivers
  • 30.00
 
• • Julio Jones
  • 21.60
 
• • Jarvis Landry
  • 20.70
 
• • LeGarrette Blount
  • 18.30

Smooth Moves by Hooligans

• If this were a dream sequence, you'd hear a deep voice announce, "Hooligans, the Toyota Hall of Famer." But it's not.
• We won't judge you if you want to bow to Philip Rivers. He ranked 10th in the league in scoring with 30.00 points.
• What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Julio Jones have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked seventh in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 21.60 points.
• LeGarrette Blount put the team on his back with 18.30 points, the eighth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
• Did you use any black magic this week? Hooligans was still able to pull out a win with only 3 of their 8 starters exceeding their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• The fact that you're reading this means you have internet connection. Unfortunately, that's one less thing to blame your loss on. Don't tell the Hall.
• Left Clive Walford on the bench, where he scored 17.00 points and surpassed his scoring projection by 110.7%, the highest percentage of any player on the team.
• Picked up the Philadephia Eagles Defense, which scored 15.00 points against a projected 8.34, but left them on the bench.
• Left Andy Dalton on the bench, where he led the team in scoring with 24.00 points.
• C.J. Uzomah, who Pungent Poops picked up this week, scored below his 7.11-point projection with 3.90 points.

What If

• If Hooligans played Pungent Poops every week, they would be 1-1 this season.
• Besides Pungent Poops, Hooligans would have defeated six other teams this week.
• Hooligans would be 8-22 if they played every team every week.
• Besides Hooligans, Pungent Poops would have been defeated by 11 other teams this week.
• Timing really is everything. Hooligans would have lost to Pungent Poops 133.54 - 71.35 had they played each other last week.
• Pungent Poops would be 15-15 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

• Hooligans was able to cover the 0.44-point spread in the win.
• Hooligans beat Pungent Poops at the top, with two of their starters outscoring the leading point-getter for Pungent Poops.
• The 92.20 points put up by Pungent Poops ranked 13th in the league this week.
• Graham Gano played well in the loss with 16.00 points, the highest score of any K in the league this week.
• Pungent Poops could not close out the win even with the help of Jarvis Landry, who scored 20.70 points, the eighth-highest score among all WRs in the league for the week.
• The WR corps may be referred to as the diva position, but nobody on Hooligans will be making that comment this week as their 40.30 points were the third-highest output in the league at the WR position.
• Hooligans might want to see a chiropractor, because they were carrying Randall Cobb on their back the whole week. He was on the winning team, but only scored 9.30 points against his projected 13.92.
• Hooligans beat their projected points, while Pungent Poops fell below their projection