RECAP

Week 1 Kurt vs Cow

Week 1

 

• Cow
• 104.25 pts, 1-0
• Weekly Grade

 

 

• 69ers
• 68.45 pts, 0-1
• Weekly Grade

Cow got 24.40 points from Jordan Matthews and 20.90 from Mike Evans to destroy 69ers 104.25 to 68.45. While each team failed to meet expectations, Cow scored 91.5% of a projected 113.93 points to get the win. Doug Martin led 69ers with 14.60 points while Alshon Jeffery brought in 14.50. Cow (1-0) starts the season in eighth place while 69ers (0-1) debuts in the cellar.

Top Players

• • Jordan Matthews
  • 24.40
 
• • Mike Evans
  • 20.90
 
• • Doug Martin
  • 14.60
 
• • Alshon Jeffery
  • 14.50

Smooth Moves by Cow

• A higher score than your opponent is a guaranteed way to win each week. Thank the Toyota Hall of Fame for that valuable insight.
• Miss Cleo, is that you? The 11.00 points scored by Nick Novak, who Cow picked up this week, beat his projected point total of 7.96 by 38.2%.
• What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Jordan Matthews have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked sixth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 24.40 points.
• Greg Olsen had the fifth-highest TE score in the league this week with 14.30 points.
• Mike Evans overachieved by 27.1%, scoring 20.90 points against a projected 16.44.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• It's okay to regret not taking a sick day to study the Toyota Hall of Fame's articles. But it's not okay to do it again.
• Did not start Isaiah Crowell, who led the team in scoring with 15.80 points and beat his projected point total by 85.7%, the highest percentage on the team.
• 69ers could have used more points from the TE position, where Cow beat them 14.30 - 4.40.
• Who needs offense when the defense is so dominant!? 69ers got outscored 11.00 - 3.00 by Cow at the DEF position.
• At the QB position, 69ers got outscored 11.25 - 4.65 by Cow.

What If

• Besides 69ers, Cow would have beaten only three other teams this week.
• If Cow had scored 37.03 more points, they would have beaten all teams in the league this week.
• 69ers would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
• 69ers would have needed an additional 72.83 points to beat all teams in the league this week.

Game Notes

• Two of the starters for Cow scored higher than the leading scorer for 69ers.
• The 35.80-point margin of victory by Cow was the second-biggest win in the league this week.
• Cow was able to win despite putting up the smallest point total of any winning team in the league this week.
• Blair Walsh played well in the loss with 13.00 points, the highest score of any K in the league this week.
• The 53.60 points scored by the WR on Cow was the third-biggest combined score by a team's WRs this week.
• No it's okay, you don't have to get up and help us out. Despite being on the winning team, Adrian Peterson scored only 3.10 points against his projected 14.19.
• Despite being on the winning team, Kirk Cousins, who had the highest projected points in the matchup, fell short of scoring projections with 11.25 points against a projected 20.28.
• Although they won, Cow could have scored more and left the 32.20 points from Willie Snead on the bench.