Recap

Week 16, 2015 Papa Vs John

Consolation: Pungent Poops Picks Up Victory over Hitters

 

 

 
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Week 16

 

• Pungent Poops
• 7-7
• Weekly Grade: C+
• 106.65

 

 

• Hitters
• 7-7
• Weekly Grade: D+
• 88.9

Pungent Poops got 21.00 points from Pierre Garcon and 20.25 from Carson Palmer to take down Hitters 106.65 to 88.90. Pungent Poops has put a nice string together and has now won three straight. This win was sweeter than most, serving as revenge for a Week 4 98.78 to 85.60 loss to Hitters. On top of the loss, Hitters got zero points from Stevie Johnson. Hitters finished the regular season with a record of 7-7, good for ninth place. In terms of scoring average, they ranked slightly worse (10th with 101.08). In their only other postseason game of the season, Hitters snuck by BrotherTheodore, 120.21 to 117.78.

Top Players

• • Jordan Matthews
  • 22.40
 
• • Pierre Garcon
  • 21.00
 
• • Charles Sims
  • 20.70
 
• • Carson Palmer
  • 20.25

Smooth Moves by Pungent Poops

• What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Pierre Garcon have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked seventh in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 21.00 points.
• Lamar Miller put the team on his back with 17.70 points, the 10th-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
• Even with only 3 of the 8 starters scoring more than their projection, Pungent Poops was still able to win.
• Had the second-highest starter/bench scoring ratio in the league this week, scoring 106.65 points from players in the starting lineup versus 22.54 points from players left on the bench.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• Remember this moment, Hitters. This is the moment where you turn your team around and start managing like someone worthy of the Hall.
• Did not start Jameis Winston, who led the matchup in scoring with 23.75 points.
• At the QB position, Hitters got outscored 20.25 - 4.70 by Pungent Poops.
• With 4.70 points, Eli Manning had his lowest output of the season and tallied just 23.4% of his 20.05 projected points, his lowest percentage of the year.
• Even though Hitters lost, only 4 of their 8 starters scored less than their projected points.

What If

• If Pungent Poops played Hitters every week, they'd be 8-7 this season.
• Besides Hitters, Pungent Poops would have defeated six other teams this week.
• If they played the same schedule as Hitters, Pungent Poops would be 7-6.
• Pungent Poops would be 115-106 if they played every team every week.
• Hitters would have lost to nine other teams besides Pungent Poops this week.
• If they played the same schedule as Pungent Poops, Hitters would be 5-8.
• If they played every team every week, Hitters would be 96-132.

Game Notes

• Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses Hitters has had, six were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
• The WRs on Pungent Poops collectively had their best week of the season with 41.00 points.
• The win was the third in a row for Pungent Poops.
• Pungent Poops took the W, even though Hitters performed better against their scoring projection. Hitters scored 95.1% of their 93.50 projected points, while Pungent Poops recorded 94.8% of their 112.49-point projection.
• Pungent Poops underachieved in the win, improving to 1-5 when failing to reach their projected points this season, while Hitters falls to 2-5 when scoring below their projected points.
• The margin of victory was the fourth-largest in the league this week.
• In the loss, Jordan Matthews had the sixth-highest WR score in the league this week with 22.40 points.
• Charles Sims was a bright spot for Hitters in the loss with 20.70 points, the seventh-highest RB score in the league this week