Week 13, 2015 Papa Vs Irving
Week 13
Pungent Poops picked up 27.80 points from Carson Palmer and 22.00 from the Kansas City Chiefs Defense to get the win over BrotherTheodore 114.22 to 82.75. While BrotherTheodore (5-8) is only a game back of Pungent Poops (6-7), it has a lot to do with luck because total points tells a different story, 1,322.88 to 1,200.83. This win was revenge for a Week 2 109.55 to 92.85 comeback by BrotherTheodore.
Top Players
- Carson Palmer
- 27.80
- Bilal Powell
- 25.60
- Brandin Cooks
- 22.40
- Kansas City Chiefs Defense
- 22.00
Smooth Moves by Pungent Poops
- With 27.80 points, Carson Palmer led a matchup in points scored for the fifth time this season.
- Pungent Poops had most of their starters beat their scoring projection (5 out of 8).
- The Kansas City Chiefs Defense overachieved by 108.3%, scoring 22.00 points against a projected 10.56.
- Take that, you RB-loving traditionalists! Pungent Poops won even though both of their RBs scored below their projected points.
Toyota Roster Tune-up
- Remember this moment, BrotherTheodore. This is the moment where you turn your team around and start managing like someone worthy of the Hall.
- This is how people lose everything in casinos. BrotherTheodore thought their luck would change and went back to the well with LeGarrette Blount. However, he scored 5.40 points against a projected 13.84 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
- At the DEF position, BrotherTheodore got outscored 22.00 - 1.00 by Pungent Poops.
- BrotherTheodore needed more points from the QB position, where Pungent Poops beat them 27.80 - 13.85.
- BrotherTheodore could have used more points from the TE position, where Pungent Poops beat them 10.90 - 5.20.
What If
- Pungent Poops would be 8-5 if they played BrotherTheodore every week.
- Besides BrotherTheodore, Pungent Poops would have defeated eight other teams this week.
- If they played the same schedule as BrotherTheodore, Pungent Poops would be 6-5.
- Pungent Poops would be 94-101 if they played every team every week.
- BrotherTheodore would have lost to 10 other teams besides Pungent Poops this week.
- Timing really is everything. Pungent Poops would have lost to BrotherTheodore 95.40 - 72.55 had they played each other last week.
- If they played the same schedule as Pungent Poops, BrotherTheodore would be 5-6.
- If they played every team every week, BrotherTheodore would be 71-124.
Game Notes
- BrotherTheodore has lost eight times and four of them have come to teams who beat their scoring average in that matchup.
- When the going gets tough, the tough are supposed to get going. However, BrotherTheodore stalled out again and extended their losing streak to four games.
- The tragedy of being an underachiever is that BrotherTheodore knows what they should be, but reality keeps telling them that they're wrong. They scored 82.75 points against a projected 99.70 and underachieved for the seventh time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
- Pungent Poops was able to cover the 3.79-point spread in the win.
- Although Pungent Poops won, it was no thanks to Lamar Miller, who scored 9.80 points and has now scored below his projection in three straight weeks.
- Matt Jones did little to help Pungent Poops, underperforming versus projections for the third straight game with 6.40 points against a projected 8.18.
- The 82.75 points put up by BrotherTheodore ranked 12th in the league this week.
- Pungent Poops outdid their projection in the win, while BrotherTheodore came in under their point expectation. Pungent Poops is now 6-2 when overachieving, while BrotherTheodore falls to 2-5 when failing to reach their projection.
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