Recap

Week 15, 2015 Chad Vs Adrian

Consolation: Pulled Pork Mafia Picks Apart $OONER$

 

 

 
• Recap
 
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Week 15

 

• Pulled Pork Mafia
• 6-8
• Weekly Grade: A+
• 155.7

 

 

• $OONER$
• 6-8
• Weekly Grade: B-
• 107.52

Pulled Pork Mafia put up the highest point total they've scored all season to demolish $OONER$ 155.70 to 107.52. Pulled Pork Mafia has done a good job of putting teams away early, collecting two blowout wins on the year. This makes it two in a row for Pulled Pork Mafia against $OONER$. Their last matchup was a 116.45 to 82.35 win in Week 7. $OONER$ finished the regular season in 10th place with a record of 6-8. In terms of scoring average, they ranked slightly better (ninth with 103.86). $OONER$ was sent home quickly this postseason, losing in their only playoff matchup.

Top Players

• • Cam Newton
  • 51.00
 
• • Amari Cooper
  • 30.00
 
• • Kamar Aiken
  • 26.80
 
• • Mike Evans
  • 24.70

Smooth Moves by Pulled Pork Mafia

• The GM of Pulled Pork Mafia will be talking about this one for years. Cam Newton played like a superhero, posting the most points of the year for Pulled Pork Mafia with 51.00.
• With 12.00 points, Steven Hauschka had the highest score for a K in the league this week.
• Took Caleb Sturgis out of the starting lineup, who scored 5.00 points on the bench, fewer than the starting K.
• Sat Dez Bryant, who scored fewer points than any WR in the starting lineup with 15.00.
• With 26.80 points, Kamar Aiken ranked fifth in the league in scoring among WRs this week.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• If only we provided some kind of tool, like weekly articles, that would help $OONER$ secure a victory. Oh, WAIT, we do.
• $OONER$ needed more points from the QB position, where Pulled Pork Mafia beat them 51.00 - 11.10.
• $OONER$ had no luck at the K position, losing the point battle 12.00 - 4.00 to Pulled Pork Mafia.
• Even though $OONER$ lost, only 4 of their 8 starters scored less than their projected points.
• Aaron Rodgers could not reach his projected point total, scoring only 49.5% of his 22.42-point projection with 11.10 points.

What If

• If Pulled Pork Mafia played $OONER$ every week, they would be 6-9 this season.
• Pulled Pork Mafia would have beaten five other teams besides $OONER$ this week.
• If they played the same schedule as $OONER$, Pulled Pork Mafia would be 4-9.
• Pulled Pork Mafia would be 83-134 if they played every team every week.
• Besides Pulled Pork Mafia, $OONER$ would have been defeated by five other teams this week.
• Timing really is everything. Pulled Pork Mafia would have lost to $OONER$ 122.08 - 78.45 had they played each other last week.
• $OONER$ would be 6-7 if they played the same schedule as Pulled Pork Mafia.
• $OONER$ would be 102-115 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

• Pulled Pork Mafia has had four wins this year where their opponent beat their average score.
• Three of the nine losses for $OONER$ this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
• The margin of victory of 48.18 points was the largest in the league this week and the biggest of the season for Pulled Pork Mafia.
• Pulled Pork Mafia had their highest score of the season and the 10th-highest in the league this season with 155.70 points.
• The 50.34 points by the WRs on $OONER$ was the season-high for combined points from the position.
• Pulled Pork Mafia improves to 2-5 in blowout games this season.
• In games that are blowouts, $OONER$ is now 1-2, including losses in their last two such matchups.
• $OONER$ got beat so bad, their own mother doesn't recognize them. It was the worst loss of the season for them, with the margin of victory coming in at 48.18 points.