Recap...

South Park Cows Vs The Only Bull

Week 6

 

• South Park Cows
• 111.3 pts, 3-3
• Weekly Grade

 

 

• The ONLY Bull
• 104.76 pts, 0-6
• Weekly Grade

Just like Batman and Robin, Rob Gronkowski and Mike Evans were a deadly combo for South Park Cows, leading the way to a 111.30 to 104.76 victory over The ONLY Bull. They put up 26.30 and 18.50 points, respectively. It seems like The ONLY Bull showed up to the draft and then disappeared. They have gone all season without a win. Melvin Gordon lit up the scoreboard, posting the second-highest score for the week with 36.00 points for The ONLY Bull. South Park Cows (3-3, 588.35 points) climbs into ninth place while The ONLY Bull (0-6, 533.76 points) stays mired in the cellar.

Top Players

• • Melvin Gordon
  • 36.00
 
• • Rob Gronkowski
  • 26.30
 
• • Mike Evans
  • 18.50
 
• • Philip Rivers
  • 18.00

Smooth Moves by South Park Cows

• A win like that is a great first step, South Park Cows. A baby step toward the ultimate achievement: becoming a Toyota Hall of Famer.
• Rob Gronkowski had the most points of any TE in the league this week with 26.30.
• Made the right move in benching Tyrell Williams, who had 2.70 points, the lowest total of any starting WR on South Park Cows.
• What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Mike Evans have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked ninth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 18.50 points.
• Beat The ONLY Bull, which had their highest-scoring week of the season.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• When life hands you lemons, say, “What the heck? I thought this was Fantasy Football, not a lemon stand. I want wins instead.” Wisdom from the Toyota Hall of Fame.
• Picked up Jacoby Brissett but left him on the bench, where he scored 18.10 points against a projected 9.31.
• This is how people lose everything in casinos. The ONLY Bull thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Martavis Bryant. However, he scored 4.70 points against a projected 10.38 and has now underachieved in four straight games.
• The TE position was a letdown for The ONLY Bull, where they were outscored 26.30 - 5.40 by South Park Cows.
• Delanie Walker had a season-low 5.40 points against a projected 14.15 and has now underachieved in four straight games.

What If

• If South Park Cows played The ONLY Bull every week, they'd be 3-3 this year.
• Besides The ONLY Bull, South Park Cows would have defeated eight other teams this week.
• If they played the same schedule as The ONLY Bull, South Park Cows would be 2-3.
• If South Park Cows had played every team in the league each week, they would be 41-49.
• Besides South Park Cows, The ONLY Bull would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.
• And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, South Park Cows would have lost to The ONLY Bull 101.96 - 73.60.
• The ONLY Bull would be 2-3 if they played the same schedule as South Park Cows.
• The ONLY Bull would be 32-58 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

• Looks like teams bring their A game when they see them on the schedule. Of the losses The ONLY Bull has had, three were against opponents who topped their season scoring average that week.
• The tragedy of being an underachiever is that South Park Cows knows what they should be, but reality keeps telling them that they're wrong. They scored 111.30 points against a projected 116.07 and underachieved for the fifth time this season, including the last four weeks in a row.
• Don't you hate that person that always has to one-up everybody? The ONLY Bull scored 104.76 points and lost. It is the second-highest losing score in the league this season.
• The 6.54-point win by South Park Cows failed to cover the 16.86-point spread.
• Will Fuller V scored 15.76 points against a projected 12.05 in the loss and has now beaten his projection in three straight games.
• Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, the Atlanta Falcons Defense needs to step it up! They scored 6.00 points against a projected 11.84 in the win, and has now scored below their projection in three straight games.
• South Park Cows didn't meet expectations in the victory, recording 95.9% of their projected 116.07, while The ONLY Bull performed better than expected, beating their 99.21-point projection by 5.6%.
• Melvin Gordon scored 36.00 points, the third-highest RB score in the league this season, but it was not enough to get a win for The ONLY Bull.