$ooner$ Vs Sarge
Week 4
Do not touch Sarge right now, they're just too hot. They got the second-highest point total in the league this week to beat $OONER$ 116.70 to 81.85. $OONER$ has failed to meet expectations all season, managing only 77.6% of their projected points in this matchup. For $OONER$, Aaron Rodgers and Terrelle Pryor Sr. played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 30.85 and 16.00 points, respectively. Sarge (1-3, 321.90 points) climbs into 14th place while $OONER$ (1-3, 337.96 points) stays in 13th place.
Top Players
- Andy Dalton
- 35.20
- Le'Veon Bell
- 34.60
- Aaron Rodgers
- 30.85
- Jaron Brown
- 18.50
Smooth Moves by Sarge
- Sarge, your competitive drive brought home the victory (with some help from professional athletes). That drive could take you all the way to the Toyota Hall of Fame.
- The 35.20 points scored by Andy Dalton was the third-highest QB score of the week and is the 10th-highest QB score in the league this season.
- A bounty from the backfield: Le'Veon Bell had an outstanding performance with 34.60 points, the best among RBs this week and the third-highest RB score in the league this season.
- The 18.50 points scored by Jaron Brown, who Sarge picked up this week, beat his projected point total of 9.94 by 86.1%.
- Did you use any black magic this week? Sarge was still able to pull out a win with only 4 of their 8 starters exceeding their projected points.
Toyota Roster Tune-up
- It's OK, $OONER$. Losing happens. Not necessarily to Toyota Hall of Famers, but to other folks, sure.
- Left Eddie Lacy on the bench, where he exceeded his scoring projection by a league-leading 372.7%.
- Martellus Bennett has scored below his projection in every game this season after scoring 9.90 points against a projected 13.34 this week.
- This is how people lose everything in casinos. $OONER$ thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Terrance Williams. However, he scored 7.40 points against a projected 10.77 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
- The Carolina Panthers Defense has now failed to reach their projection for three straight games. This week they scored 2.00 points versus a projected 4.80.
What If
- If Sarge played $OONER$ every week, they would be 3-1 this season.
- Besides $OONER$, Sarge would have defeated 13 other teams this week.
- Had they played each other last week, Sarge would have defeated $OONER$ 90.90 - 90.71.
- Sarge would be 1-2 if they played the same schedule as $OONER$.
- If Sarge had played every team in the league each week, they would be 23-37.
- Besides Sarge, $OONER$ would have been defeated by 12 other teams this week.
- If they played the same schedule as Sarge, $OONER$ would be 1-2.
- $OONER$ would be 16-44 if they played every team every week.
Game Notes
- $OONER$ has underachieved every week this season, scoring 81.85 points against a projected 105.48 this week.
- With a combined 34.40 points from their WRs, Sarge got their highest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
- Sarge had their highest score of the season with 116.70 points.
- With the win, Sarge snapped their three-game losing streak.
- Sarge beat $OONER$ at the top, with two of their starters outscoring the leading point-getter for $OONER$.
- The Chicago Bears Defense was last in the league in scoring and had a season-low -2.00 points.
- With a margin of victory of 34.85 points, Sarge had the third-highest margin in the league this week.
- Sarge outdid their projection in the win, while $OONER$ came in under their point expectation. Sarge is now 1-0 when overachieving, while $OONER$ falls to 1-3 when failing to reach their projection.
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