Recap...

$OONER$ vs Killer Beas

Week 6

 

• Killer Beas
• 82.35 pts, 3-3
• Weekly Grade

 

 

• $OONER$
• 47.8 pts, 2-4
• Weekly Grade

Killer Beas got 28.00 points from the Houston Texans Defense and 20.30 from Demaryius Thomas to stomp $OONER$ 82.35 to 47.80. The beatdown gave Killer Beas three blowout wins on the season. Like the airspeed of a coconut-laden European swallow, the score for $OONER$ went down sharply from last week's 105.45 to 65.80 win against Hawks. The result might have been even worse, Killer Beas had a starter score zero points (Andre Ellington). Killer Beas (3-3, 573.69 points) falls to 10th place and $OONER$ (2-4, 491.21 points) sinks into 13th place.

Top Players

• • Houston Texans Defense
  • 28.00
 
• • Demaryius Thomas
  • 20.30
 
• • Brandin Cooks
  • 15.30
 
• • George Kittle
  • 8.60

Smooth Moves by Killer Beas

• You defeated $OONER$ and showed your league you mean business. Show that to the rest of the world—by being in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
• Not the best, but in the conversation. The Houston Texans Defense ranked eighth in the league in scoring this week with 28.00 points. It was also the fourth-highest score of any player on Killer Beas this season.
• The 20.30 points scored by Demaryius Thomas was the fifth-highest score by a WR in the league this week.
• Starter Andre Ellington put up a zero, but Killer Beas still won.
• With only 3 of their 8 starters beating their projected points, Killer Beas was still able to win.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• It's OK, $OONER$. Losing happens. Not necessarily to Toyota Hall of Famers, but to other folks, sure.
• Every one of their eight starters scored less than their projected points.
• Who needs offense when the defense is so dominant!? $OONER$ got outscored 28.00 - 5.00 by Killer Beas at the DEF position.
• Aaron Rodgers had two season-lows this week. He scored a season-low 0.90 points and recorded only 3.3% of his 26.94-point projection.
• After a season-low 4.20 points against a projected 10.67, Martellus Bennett has now scored below his projection in every game this season.

What If

• If Killer Beas played $OONER$ every week, they'd be 3-3 this season.
• Besides $OONER$, Killer Beas would have beaten only one other team this week.
• Killer Beas would be 3-2 if they played the same schedule as $OONER$.
• If Killer Beas had played every team in the league each week, they would be 41-49.
• $OONER$ would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
• And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Killer Beas would have lost to $OONER$ 105.45 - 86.50.
• $OONER$ would be 1-4 if they played the same schedule as Killer Beas.
• If they played every team every week, $OONER$ would be 26-64.

Game Notes

• Killer Beas had their lowest winning score of the season with 82.35 points.
• It was the lowest score of the season for $OONER$. Their 47.80 points were also last in the league in scoring for the week.
• With the big win, Killer Beas has had all of their three wins come via blowout.
• Amari Cooper scored 7.80 points against a projected 14.15 in the win and has now scored below his projection in every game this season.
• The receivers for $OONER$ combined to score 28.50 points, 59.6% of the team's total score.
• Killer Beas beat $OONER$ at the top, with two of their starters outscoring the leading point-getter for $OONER$.
• It was quite a beating for $OONER$, who now is 1-2 in blowouts this year.
• The margin of victory of 34.55 points was the second-highest margin in the league this week