Bullock Bulls Vs Cows
Week 5
Bullock Bulls! laid waste to Cow 139.15 to 73.60, sniffing the record books in the process with the second-highest point total in the league this week. Is this fantasy football or mixed martial arts? Because this 65.55-point margin of victory was nothing short of a beatdown and was the fifth-highest recorded in the league this season. Cow, coming off a 106.25 to 62.50 win against Big Breakfast, saw their scoring drop substantially this week. When assigning blame following this loss, Cow can look in the mirror. They started a player with zero points (Rob Gronkowski). Bullock Bulls! (3-2, 592.13 points) falls to sixth place and Cow (2-3, 477.05 points) drops to 10th place.
Top Players
- Deshaun Watson
- 45.15
- Philip Rivers
- 28.40
- T.Y. Hilton
- 24.70
- Pierre Garcon
- 17.40
Smooth Moves by Bullock Bulls!
- You defeated Cow and showed your league you mean business. Show that to the rest of the world—by being in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
- Deshaun Watson just re-wrote the record books, setting the league season high for total points in a week with 45.15.
- Sat Tarik Cohen, who scored 3.76 points, fewer than any RB in the starting lineup.
- Bullock Bulls! is either a fortune teller or really knows their stuff. Jake Elliott, who was picked up by Bullock Bulls!, scored 10.00 points against a projected 7.29, topping his projection by 37.2%.
- Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just T.Y. Hilton posterizing opponents. He had the fifth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 24.70 points.
Toyota Roster Tune-up
- In Fantasy Football, you win some, you lose some. Not for Toyota Hall of Famers. They mostly just win. But still.
- Well, that's embarrassing. Left Alex Smith on the bench, where he ranked fifth in the league in scoring with 35.10 points.
- Did not start Davante Adams, who scored 25.60 points, surpassing his projected points by 176.5%, the third-highest percentage in the league.
- Had a chance to start Javorius Allen, who outdid his scoring projection of 10.45 points by scoring 18.50 points.
- Could have started Tyler Kroft, who underachieved, but still outscored the starting TE with 7.80 against a projected 10.44.
What If
- Bullock Bulls! would be 3-2 if they played Cow every week.
- Besides Cow, Bullock Bulls! would have defeated 13 other teams this week.
- Bullock Bulls! would be 4-0 if they played the same schedule as Cow.
- If Bullock Bulls! had played every team in the league each week, they would be 54-21.
- Besides Bullock Bulls!, Cow would have been defeated by 12 other teams this week.
- Timing really is everything. Bullock Bulls! would have lost to Cow 106.25 - 101.83 had they played each other last week.
- If they played the same schedule as Bullock Bulls!, Cow would be 1-3.
- Cow would be 32-43 if they played every team every week.
Game Notes
- Cow underachieved for the fourth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row, scoring 73.60 points against a projected 89.59 this week.
- The margin of victory of 65.55 points was the biggest of the season for Bullock Bulls! and fifth-largest in the league this season.
- The WRs on Cow collectively had their worst week of the season with only 17.20 points.
- With a combined 42.10 points from their WRs, Bullock Bulls! got their highest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
- Bullock Bulls! ups their record in blowout matchups to 2-0.
- With the big loss, Cow falls to 2-1 in blowout games this season.
- It was the biggest loss of the season for Cow.
- Bullock Bulls! had the second-highest score in the league this week with 139.15 points.
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