$OONER$ vs Big Breakfast
Week 7
Big Breakfast amassed the highest point total in the league this week and smashed $OONER$ 141.82 to 66.67. There is the good, the bad, the ugly, and then there is this. The 75.15-point margin of victory is the highest in the league this season. $OONER$ gave it a good shot with an increase in point total compared to last week's 82.35 to 47.80 loss against Killer Beas. On top of the loss, $OONER$ had a starter score zero points (Terrance Williams). Big Breakfast (3-4, 617.12 points) climbs into 12th place while $OONER$ (2-5, 557.88 points) sinks into 15th place.
Top Players
- Carson Wentz
- 37.70
- San Diego Chargers Defense
- 28.00
- Chris Thompson
- 18.12
- Brandin Cooks
- 16.50
Smooth Moves by Big Breakfast
- Winning is like a dream come true. A very modest dream, but a dream nonetheless. A much better dream would be getting into the Toyota Hall of Fame.
- Added the San Diego Chargers Defense, which exceeded their scoring projection by a matchup-leading 241.0%.
- Shipped in the mercenaries, picking up Carson Wentz which scored 37.70 points to lead the matchup.
- Pulled Marshawn Lynch from their starting lineup, who scored 0.90 points on the bench, fewer than the starting RB.
- Benched the Philadephia Eagles Defense, which had the lowest DEF score on the team with 7.00 points.
Toyota Roster Tune-up
- Losing leave you feeling defeated? Set your sights on something better than winning: the Toyota Hall of Fame.
- Could have started Rex Burkhead, who underachieved, but still outscored the starting RB with 5.20 against a projected 5.38.
- Brett Hundley, who $OONER$ picked up this week, scored below his 14.68-point projection with 10.75 points.
- A heated blanket would be a great gift for Shane Vereen during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in six straight games after scoring 4.32 points against a projected 7.11 this week.
- At the QB position, $OONER$ got outscored 37.70 - 10.75 by Big Breakfast.
What If
- If Big Breakfast played $OONER$ every week, they'd be 4-3 this season.
- Big Breakfast would've been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
- Had they played each other last week, Big Breakfast would have defeated $OONER$ 89.10 - 47.80.
- Big Breakfast would be 2-4 if they played the same schedule as $OONER$.
- If Big Breakfast had played every team in the league each week, they would be 40-65.
- $OONER$ would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
- $OONER$ would be 2-4 if they played the same schedule as Big Breakfast.
- $OONER$ would be 26-79 if they played every team every week.
Game Notes
- Three of the five losses for $OONER$ this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
- The top players for Big Breakfast were elite in the matchup, as three of their starters outperformed the leading scorer for $OONER$.
- The margin of victory of 75.15 points set the record as the biggest in the league this season.
- This matchup featured both the highest-scoring team and the lowest-scoring team in the league this week.
- How nice of you to offer a free win! This was the first time this season that $OONER$ lost by the biggest margin of the week.
- $OONER$ was last in the league in scoring for the second time this season.
- Big Breakfast got a combined 31.90 points from their WRs, their highest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
- The win by Big Breakfast snapped a three-game losing streak.
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