Recap...

The Only Bull Vs TexasTide

Week 5

 

• TexasTide
• 168.85 pts, 3-2
• Weekly Grade

 

 

• The ONLY Bull
• 101.96 pts, 0-5
• Weekly Grade

TexasTide left it all on the field in this one and recorded the highest score of the season to crush The ONLY Bull 168.85 to 101.96. "You play to win the game. Hello! You play to win the game." Someone please tell this to The ONLY Bull, who is currently winless. The ONLY Bull gave it a good shot with a big increase in points compared to last week's 97.50 to 64.20 loss against Drewid Breeserkers. On top of the loss, The ONLY Bull had a starter score zero points (the Oakland Raiders Defense). TexasTide (3-2, 599.75 points) climbs into fifth place while The ONLY Bull (0-5, 429.00 points) sinks into last place.

Top Players

• • Jacksonville Jaguars Defense
  • 36.00
 
• • Melvin Gordon
  • 34.30
 
• • Cam Newton
  • 32.75
 
• • Leonard Fournette
  • 31.40

Smooth Moves by TexasTide

• A win like that must feel great, TexasTide. Know what feels better? Getting in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
• By the beard of Zeus, that's a lot of points for a defense. With 36.00 points, the Jacksonville Jaguars Defense had the highest point total to date for all defenses.
• Leonard Fournette didn't have the best score of the week, but there ain't no shame in his game. He had 31.40 points, the second-highest RB score of the week and the sixth-highest RB score in the league this season.
• Cameron Brate had 17.80 points, the second-highest TE score of the week and the 10th-highest TE score in the league this season.
• The 14.00 points scored by Adam Vinatieri was the second-highest K score of the week and is the fourth-highest K score in the league this season.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• It's OK, The ONLY Bull. Losing happens. Not necessarily to Toyota Hall of Famers, but to other folks, sure.
• A heated blanket would be a great gift for Martavis Bryant during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in three straight games after scoring 8.40 points against a projected 12.85 this week.
• It's tough to win when your team leader gets embarrassed like this. At the QB position, The ONLY Bull got outscored 32.75 - 10.70 by TexasTide.
• The ONLY Bull fell short at the K position, getting outscored 14.00 - 6.00 by TexasTide.
• It was a season-low scoring total for Delanie Walker, who had 5.50 points. He had a projected total of 13.31 points and this week was the third straight game of underperformance versus his projection.

What If

• If TexasTide played The ONLY Bull every week, they would be 4-1 this season.
• TexasTide would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
• Were they resting their players for this week? TexasTide would have defeated The ONLY Bull 106.10 - 64.20 had they played each other last week.
• TexasTide would be 2-2 if they played the same schedule as The ONLY Bull.
• If TexasTide had played every team in the league each week, they would be 54-21.
• Besides TexasTide, The ONLY Bull would have been defeated by six other teams this week.
• The ONLY Bull would be 0-4 if they played the same schedule as TexasTide.
• The ONLY Bull would be 25-50 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

• Three of the five losses for The ONLY Bull this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
• What does high score mean? Is that bad? What's that mean. did I break it? With 168.85 points, TexasTide had the highest score of any team in the league this season.
• The margin of victory of 66.89 points was the largest in the league this week and third-biggest in the league this season.
• Don't you hate that guy that always has to one-up everybody? The ONLY Bull scored 101.96 points and lost. It is the third-highest losing score in the league this season.
• With a combined 22.90 points from their TEs, TexasTide got their highest combined scoring output from the TE position this season.
• Speed, strength, agility, vision, and intelligence. It was all on display this week when the RBs on The ONLY Bull collectively had their best week of the season with 49.20 points.
• TexasTide won in a blowout. They are now 2-1 in blowouts matchups this season.
• After the beating, The ONLY Bull is still winless in blowouts this season with a record of 0-4.