Recap

South Park Cows vs Hooligans

Week 7

 

• South Park Cows
• 97.85 pts, 4-3
• Weekly Grade

 

 

• Hooligans
• 77.51 pts, 2-5
• Weekly Grade

South Park Cows picked up 21.80 points from Mike Evans and 18.15 from Philip Rivers to beat Hooligans 97.85 to 77.51. At this point, Hooligans might have a better shot at getting Chic-Fil-a on Sunday than having success at fantasy football, as they've now lost five in a row. Hooligans was led by the tag team of Julio Jones, with 24.90 points, and Tom Brady, who scored 22.95. This game tape won't be broken down at upcoming coaching clinics, as both sides missed scoring opportunities. South Park Cows had one starter turn in zero points and Hooligans had one. South Park Cows (4-3, 686.20 points) climbs into eighth place and Hooligans (2-5, 621.94 points) sinks into 13th place.

Top Players

• • Julio Jones
  • 24.90
 
• • Tom Brady
  • 22.95
 
• • Mike Evans
  • 21.80
 
• • Philip Rivers
  • 18.15

Smooth Moves by South Park Cows

• South Park Cows, your competitive drive brought home the victory (with some help from professional athletes). That drive could take you all the way to the Toyota Hall of Fame.
• Benched the Atlanta Falcons Defense, which had the lowest DEF score on the team with 2.00 points.
• What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Mike Evans have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked seventh in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 21.80 points.
• James White put the team on his back with 15.70 points, the ninth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
• South Park Cows saw the majority of their starters (5 of 8) beat their projected point total.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• Hooligans, you can't win 'em all. But you can't lose 'em all if you wanna be in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
• At the DEF position, Hooligans got outscored 18.00 - 3.00 by South Park Cows.
• After a season-low 2.50 points against a projected 12.07, Ty Montgomery has scored below his projection in four straight games.
• The Denver Broncos Defense had two season-lows this week. They scored a season-low 3.00 points and recorded only 26.4% of their 11.35-point projection.
• With 4.66 points, Danny Amendola had his lowest output of the season and tallied just 41.6% of his 11.20 projected points, his lowest percentage of the year.

What If

• South Park Cows would be 5-2 if they played Hooligans every week.
• Besides Hooligans, South Park Cows would have defeated five other teams this week.
• Were they resting their players for this week? South Park Cows would have defeated Hooligans 111.30 - 85.05 had they played each other last week.
• If they played the same schedule as Hooligans, South Park Cows would be 4-2.
• South Park Cows would be 48-57 if they played every team every week.
• Hooligans would have lost to 13 other teams besides South Park Cows this week.
• Hooligans would be 2-4 if they played the same schedule as South Park Cows.
• If they played every team every week, Hooligans would be 29-76.

Game Notes

• Even though Hooligans lost, they had two players score higher than the leading scorer for South Park Cows.
• The tragedy of being an underachiever is that Hooligans knows what they should be, but reality keeps telling them that they're wrong. They scored 77.51 points against a projected 108.86 and underachieved for the sixth time this season, including the last five weeks in a row.
• South Park Cows won by scoring 97.85 points, their lowest winning score of the season.
• After scoring 10.00 points against a projected 7.53, Justin Tucker has now exceeded his projection in three straight weeks.
• You might as well put Hooligans in your drink, because they're ice cold after losing five games in a row.
• With a margin of victory of 20.34 points, South Park Cows had the third-highest margin in the league this week.
• The 77.51 points put up by Hooligans ranked 15th in the league this week.
• South Park Cows underachieved in the win, improving to 3-3 when failing to reach their projected points this season, while Hooligans falls to 1-5 when scoring below their projected points.