Recap...

Big Breakfast Vs Cow

Week 4

 

• Cow
• 106.25 pts, 2-2
• Weekly Grade

 

 

• Big Breakfast
• 62.5 pts, 2-2
• Weekly Grade

Cow benefited from 28.25 points from Alex Smith and 17.70 from Mike Evans to thump Big Breakfast 106.25 to 62.50. These two teams are tied for eighth place with 2-2 records, but it doesn't tell the whole story, as Cow has a clear points lead, 403.45 to 324.05. The beatdown gave Cow two blowout wins on the season. To make matters worse, Big Breakfast had a starter score zero points (Geronimo Allison).

Top Players

• • Alex Smith
  • 28.25
 
• • Greg Zuerlein
  • 23.00
 
• • Mike Evans
  • 17.70
 
• • Jacquizz Rodgers
  • 12.80

Smooth Moves by Cow

• Winning feels great all week long. Becoming a member of the Toyota Hall of Fame feels great the rest of your life.
• Was wise to sit the Tennessee Titans Defense this week, which had 1.00 point, the lowest DEF score on the team.
• Alex Smith led the matchup in scoring with 28.25 points, the second-highest score of any player on Cow this season.
• Mike Evans scored 17.70 points, the ninth-highest WR score in the league this week.
• Jacquizz Rodgers had his highest scoring output of the season with 12.80 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• Big Breakfast, you can't win 'em all. But you can't lose 'em all if you wanna be in the Toyota Hall of Fame.
• Should have started Austin Seferian-Jenkins, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting TE with 8.60 against a projected 9.20.
• With 0.70 points, Chris Thompson was last in the matchup in scoring and got only 4.0% of his projected point total, which is his lowest percentage of the season.
• With 5.00 points against a projected 7.70, the Philadephia Eagles Defense did not meet their projection for the third straight game.
• It's tough to win when your team leader gets embarrassed like this. At the QB position, Big Breakfast got outscored 28.25 - 8.90 by Cow.

What If

• If Cow played Big Breakfast every week, they'd be 2-2 this season.
• Besides Big Breakfast, Cow would have defeated 10 other teams this week.
• If they played the same schedule as Big Breakfast, Cow would be 1-2.
• If Cow had played every team in the league each week, they would be 30-30.
• Big Breakfast would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
• And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Cow would have lost to Big Breakfast 103.00 - 78.85.
• Big Breakfast would be 1-2 if they played the same schedule as Cow.
• If they played every team every week, Big Breakfast would be 20-40.

Game Notes

• In the loss, Greg Zuerlein had the highest score of any K in the league this season with 23.00 points.
• The 43.75-point margin of victory was the largest in the league this week and eighth-biggest in the league this season.
• With the big win, both of the wins this season for Cow have been blowouts.
• With the loss, Big Breakfast has been blown out in each of their two losses.
• "They ain't nothing but paper champions. That's all they are, and that's all they're ever going to be." Did Lee Flowers say that or everybody in this league? Big Breakfast scored 62.50 points against a projected 105.57 and has underachieved every week this season.
• This was the second time this season that Big Breakfast lost by the week's biggest margin.
• With 62.50 points, Big Breakfast was last in the league in scoring and had their lowest score of the season.
• Cow beat their season average of 100.86 points with 106.25 this week.