Recap

Cow Vs TexasTide

Week 2

 

• Cow
• 145.65 pts, 1-1
• Weekly Grade

 

 

• TexasTide
• 88.9 pts, 1-1
• Weekly Grade

Cow registered the highest point total in the league this week and pummeled TexasTide 145.65 to 88.90. Is this fantasy football or mixed martial arts? Because this 56.75-point margin of victory was nothing short of a beatdown and was the fifth-highest recorded in the league this season. Following a 136.95 to 90.45 win against $OONER$, TexasTide saw their scoring drop off this week. When assigning blame following this loss, TexasTide can look in the mirror. They started a player with zero points (the Jacksonville Jaguars Defense). Cow (1-1, 218.35 points) shifts into eighth place and TexasTide (1-1, 225.85 points) winds up in seventh place.

Top Players

• • C.J. Anderson
  • 30.40
 
• • Davante Adams
  • 23.90
 
• • Rob Gronkowski
  • 23.60
 
• • Mike Evans
  • 22.30

Smooth Moves by Cow

• Winning make you feel warm and fuzzy? Coincidentally, Toyota Hall of Fame inductees get a gold jacket that is both warm and quite fuzzy.
• All eight players in the starting lineup exceeded their projected points.
• Benched RB Isaiah Crowell, who scored fewer points than any RB in the starting lineup with 3.70.
• Sat Zay Jones, who scored fewer points than any WR in the starting lineup with 3.80.
• With 14.00 points, the Tennessee Titans Defense, which Cow picked up this week, beat their 8.11-point projection by 72.6%.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

• Loss is a four-letter word to Toyota Hall of Famers. And win is a three-letter word. Hall of Famers are great at Fantasy Football AND counting.
• Could've started Tyrod Taylor, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting QB with 8.75 against a projected 15.86.
• It was a poor performance for TexasTide at WR, where they were outdone by Cow 46.20 - 18.50.
• At the QB position, TexasTide got outscored 21.55 - 8.10 by Cow.
• It was not a good week for TexasTide at TE, where they were beaten 23.60 - 10.80.

What If

• If Cow played TexasTide every week, they would be 1-1 this season.
• Cow would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
• If Cow had played every team in the league each week, they would be 18-12.
• Besides Cow, TexasTide would have been defeated by six other teams this week.
• Timing really is everything. Cow would have lost to TexasTide 136.95 - 72.70 had they played each other last week.
• If they played every team every week, TexasTide would be 21-9.

Game Notes

• Cow got a combined 46.20 points from their WRs, the highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
• The margin of victory was the third-widest in the league this week.
• C.J. Anderson played admirably in the loss, ranking third in the league in scoring and beating his scoring projection by a matchup-leading 146.8%.
• The 44.50 points put up by the RBs on TexasTide was the second-highest combined score by a team's RBs this week.
• Cow won the matchup even though Javorius Allen was left on the bench, where he scored 21.10 points, the most of any RB on the team.
• TexasTide failed to reach their projected total, while Cow exceeded their scoring projection.