$ooner$ Vs Cow
Week 3
Brandin Cooks and Aaron Rodgers are going to have sore backs tomorrow after carrying $OONER$ to a victory over Cow 90.71 to 78.85. They scored 32.10 and 26.95 points, respectively. Each team failed to hit their projections, but $OONER$ managed to score 80.2% of a projected 113.07 points for the win. Following a 145.65 to 88.90 win against TexasTide, Cow saw their scoring shrink this week. $OONER$ earned a sportsmanship trophy, starting the Carolina Panthers Defense (0 points) to prevent the result from being even worse. Cow (1-2, 297.20 points) drops to 10th place while $OONER$ (1-2, 256.11 points) remains in 13th place.
Top Players
- Brandin Cooks
- 32.10
- Aaron Rodgers
- 26.95
- Rob Gronkowski
- 22.90
- Alex Smith
- 15.65
Smooth Moves by $OONER$
- Winning feels great all week long. Becoming a member of the Toyota Hall of Fame feels great the rest of your life.
- Brandin Cooks had 32.10 points, the third-highest WR score of the week and the third-highest WR score in the league this season.
- Matt Bryant had his highest output of the season with 12.00 points against a projected 9.24 and has now overachieved in every game this season.
- $OONER$ was still able to pull out a win with only 2 of their 8 starters exceeding their projected points.
- $OONER$ won even with the Carolina Panthers Defense in the starting lineup, which didn't score any points.
Toyota Roster Tune-up
- Losing leave you feeling defeated? Set your sights on something better than winning: the Toyota Hall of Fame.
- Should've started the Atlanta Falcons Defense, which underachieved, but still had more points than the starting DEF with 5.00 against a projected 7.26.
- 7 of the 8 starters scored less than their projected points.
- The laces were in for Cow, who was outscored by $OONER$ at the K position, 12.00 - 5.00.
- With a season-low 3.80 points versus a projected 13.47, James White failed to meet his projection for the second time this season.
What If
- If $OONER$ played Cow every week, they would be 2-1 this season.
- $OONER$ would have beaten only three other teams besides Cow this week.
- $OONER$ would be 0-2 if they played the same schedule as Cow.
- $OONER$ would be 14-31 if they played every team every week.
- Besides $OONER$, Cow would have been defeated by 13 other teams this week.
- Timing really is everything. $OONER$ would have lost to Cow 145.65 - 74.95 had they played each other last week.
- If they played the same schedule as $OONER$, Cow would be 1-1.
- If they played every team every week, Cow would be 19-26.
Game Notes
- Terrelle Pryor Sr. had a season-low 3.90 points against a projected 15.28 in the win and has now scored below his projection in every game this season.
- Despite being on the winning team, Martellus Bennett had a season-low 4.20 points against a projected 13.67 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
- $OONER$ scored 90.71 points against a projected 113.07 and has underachieved every week this season.
- $OONER$ covered the 3.38-point spread, winning by 11.86 points.
- Despite being on the winning team, Torrey Smith scored 7.26 points against a projected 9.83 and has now underachieved in every game this season.
- With 90.71 points, $OONER$ had their highest score so far this season.
- Two of the starters for $OONER$ scored higher than the leading scorer for Cow.
- Cow ranked 15th in the league in scoring this week
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