Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Recap



Porky Piggy Pappy Vs Raging Bulls


Week 3

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  • Porky Pigmy Pyxies
  • 128.25 pts, 2-1
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  • Raging BULLS
  • 98.4 pts, 1-2
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Porky Pigmy Pyxies registered the highest point total in the league this week and erased a 5.60-point deficit on Sunday night. They beat Raging BULLS 128.25 to 98.40. With this loss, Raging BULLS scored 92.2% of their projected points, and has now failed to meet projections every week this season. For Raging BULLS, Doug Baldwin and Michael Thomas played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 26.50 and 21.70 points, respectively. To make matters worse, Raging BULLS had a starter score zero points (the Arizona Cardinals Defense). Porky Pigmy Pyxies (2-1, 300.80 points) climbs into sixth place while Raging BULLS (1-2, 287.65 points) drops to 11th place.

Top Players

    • Kirk Cousins
    • 35.45
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    • Sammy Watkins
    • 28.60
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    • A.J. Green
    • 27.10
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    • Doug Baldwin
    • 26.50

Smooth Moves by Porky Pigmy Pyxies

  • Porky Pigmy Pyxies is a winning name, which might be why you just won. Next step is figuring out if Porky Pigmy Pyxies is a Toyota Hall of Fame name.
  • The 35.45 points scored by Kirk Cousins was the fourth-highest QB score of the week and is the seventh-highest QB score in the league this season.
  • Sammy Watkins had 28.60 points, the fifth-highest WR score of the week and the seventh-highest WR score in the league this season.
  • A.J. Green was uncoverable, scoring the seventh-most points by a WR this week with 27.10 points. It also ranks as the 10th-greatest game by a WR this season.
  • Put Lamar Miller on the bench, where he had the lowest RB score on the team with 7.30 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • In Fantasy Football, you win some, you lose some. Not for Toyota Hall of Famers. They mostly just win. But still.
  • Acquired and benched Jordan Howard, who scored 30.40 points and beat his projected point total by 163.7%, the fifth-highest percentage in the league.
  • Picked up Vernon Davis but left him on the bench, where he scored 16.80 points against a projected 7.32.
  • Raging BULLS traded for Kyle Rudolph, who then fell short of his 10.46-point projection by scoring 1.40 points.
  • At the QB position, Raging BULLS got outscored 35.45 - 14.00 by Porky Pigmy Pyxies.

What If

  • If Porky Pigmy Pyxies played Raging BULLS every week, they would be 2-1 this season.
  • Porky Pigmy Pyxies would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Raging BULLS, Porky Pigmy Pyxies would be 1-1.
  • If Porky Pigmy Pyxies had played every team in the league each week, they would be 28-17.
  • Besides Porky Pigmy Pyxies, Raging BULLS would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Porky Pigmy Pyxies would have lost to Raging BULLS 104.80 - 82.95.
  • Raging BULLS would be 1-1 if they played the same schedule as Porky Pigmy Pyxies.
  • If they played every team every week, Raging BULLS would be 23-22.

Game Notes

  • The top players for Porky Pigmy Pyxies were elite in the matchup, as three of their starters outperformed the leading scorer for Raging BULLS.
  • It was a tough loss for Raging BULLS, which put up the third-biggest score for a losing team in the league this season.
  • "They ain't nothing but paper champions. That's all they are, and that's all they're ever going to be." Did Lee Flowers say that or everybody in this league? Raging BULLS scored 98.40 points against a projected 106.67 and has underachieved every week this season.
  • Both of the wins this season for Porky Pigmy Pyxies have been comeback victories.
  • Porky Pigmy Pyxies scored 128.25 points, the highest in the league this week and seventh-highest in the league this season.
  • Both of the losses this season for Raging BULLS have been comeback losses.
  • With a combined 66.80 points from the WR position, Porky Pigmy Pyxies got the highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this season.
  • The margin of victory was the fourth-largest in the league this week.

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